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Staples is a large corporation that sells office supplies, furniture and overpriced computer hardware. Staples is characterized by its huge red buildings and how it kills off all the small supply stores in the area. Working for Staples is like getting your soul ripped out because everday you will probably want to kill yourself.
Sell more Product Replacement Plans!
by Staples Employee June 12, 2005
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A song that is frequently played at concerts by a band due to it's popularity.
The song "Hysteria" has become a staple for the band "Muse"
by boredpersonnnn January 27, 2011
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an awful place to work. everyone hates it there and the managers are either too busy gossiping with other employees to do their job or are just so pissed off and angry that no one wants to approach them. Customers are constantly bitching about their sales not ringing up and god forbid there is actually a line because none of the techs will ever help ring out anyone. Word of advice: go to office depot
You work at staples? damn dude, that sucks
by mickey16561 April 05, 2011
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giving someone a quickie when their parents aren't home but telling your parents you are going to staples
"Mom, i'm going to staples, be back in 10."
by Omar the Mexican August 30, 2005
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Yeah I took her home and stapled her to the wall.
by jeff March 21, 2004
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Term used in card games that signifies a card that everybody runs in every single deck.
That card is a staple in all of my decks.
by Cds February 18, 2003
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givin someone a quickie while telling your parents your goin to staples (just hope you're not &#$@-blocked)
Turkey Road not Home Depot. I'm goin to staples
by Larry the Unemployed Guy September 26, 2005
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