Bitchy Man
You know, that guy who reminds you of the biggest bitchy woman you've ever met, only he's a "Bitchy Man".
Bitchy Man by Sick&Tired2 May 25, 2012
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Man Law Bible
The ultimate reference guide book for any and all Man Laws. It was published in 2009 by Brian Griswold and Paul Skyllz. It's the best thing for men since the full picture Karma Sutra. This book is the antithesis of everything feminine and metro sexual.
WARNING: This book may cause rage, weeping, hair loss, weight loss, excessive weight gain, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, head aches, euphoria, decapitation, loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of spouse, gambling, nose bleeds, groin pain, international incidents, uncontrollable night terrors, uncontrollable turrets, uncontrollable hatred for the French, finger dislocation, shoulder dislocation, domicile dislocation, painful laughter, and hiccups. Don't use while sleeping and driving. After reading avoid using heavy machinery or flying for 12 hours. If blood shoots out from your eyes, stop reading and contact your doctor. In the case of being stranded on a deserted island or being hunted by a rich billionaire, do not rely on this book to save your life. This book has been known to incite riots, uprisings, revolutions, divorce, wet t-shirt contests, and mutiny. Read this book carefully and avoid eye contact with Zombies.
WARNING: This book may cause rage, weeping, hair loss, weight loss, excessive weight gain, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, head aches, euphoria, decapitation, loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of spouse, gambling, nose bleeds, groin pain, international incidents, uncontrollable night terrors, uncontrollable turrets, uncontrollable hatred for the French, finger dislocation, shoulder dislocation, domicile dislocation, painful laughter, and hiccups. Don't use while sleeping and driving. After reading avoid using heavy machinery or flying for 12 hours. If blood shoots out from your eyes, stop reading and contact your doctor. In the case of being stranded on a deserted island or being hunted by a rich billionaire, do not rely on this book to save your life. This book has been known to incite riots, uprisings, revolutions, divorce, wet t-shirt contests, and mutiny. Read this book carefully and avoid eye contact with Zombies.
A look inside The Man Law Bible:
Man Law 5- A man cannot be bisexual.
Man Law 157- There is no reason why a man should ever sit on another man's lap.
Man Law 232- It's always Beer30 somewhere.
Man Law 301- You should eat at least one meal a month while standing.
Man Law 334- Never eye wink another man.
Man Law 417- You should always take a girl up on a bet that she can't put her whole fist in her mouth.
Man Law 5- A man cannot be bisexual.
Man Law 157- There is no reason why a man should ever sit on another man's lap.
Man Law 232- It's always Beer30 somewhere.
Man Law 301- You should eat at least one meal a month while standing.
Man Law 334- Never eye wink another man.
Man Law 417- You should always take a girl up on a bet that she can't put her whole fist in her mouth.
Man Law Bible by Doc Grimshaw November 21, 2011
Man Bits
01) Male Gentialia
02) Pork Sword & Meat balls
03) Spam Dagger & friends
04) Meat Truncheon £ handcuffs
05) Mr Happy & the Dynamic Duo
06) Meat and 2 Veg
07) One-eyed Japanese Warrior & ying/yang balls
08) The Boss & Associates
09) Trouser Snake & two Veg
10) Penis and Testicles
11) Erect Member + Scrotal Sack
12) Tom, Dick and Gibblets
Rarely...
13) Chode and gonads
02) Pork Sword & Meat balls
03) Spam Dagger & friends
04) Meat Truncheon £ handcuffs
05) Mr Happy & the Dynamic Duo
06) Meat and 2 Veg
07) One-eyed Japanese Warrior & ying/yang balls
08) The Boss & Associates
09) Trouser Snake & two Veg
10) Penis and Testicles
11) Erect Member + Scrotal Sack
12) Tom, Dick and Gibblets
Rarely...
13) Chode and gonads
1. OOOWWWWWWW Just been kicked in the "Man Bits", I feel sick
2. OOOWWWWWWW Just caught my "Man Bits" in my flies
2. OOOWWWWWWW Just caught my "Man Bits" in my flies
Man Bits by The Third Place April 24, 2003
Sieht man dass ich butter bin?
„Sieht man dass ich butter bin?“ is a term commonly used by people who smoke weed. It means as much as, „Do I look like I‘m completely stoned?“
The term was originally coined by a man, only known as „El Stocko“, a famous Austrian thinker and phylosopher who spends most of his time in the „Loco bar“.
The term was originally coined by a man, only known as „El Stocko“, a famous Austrian thinker and phylosopher who spends most of his time in the „Loco bar“.
Sieht man dass ich butter bin? by El Stocko‘s son January 17, 2022
Little Big Man Boy
Declan's dad is totally a little big man boy and is second to his woman and doesn't even have the respect of his children.
Little Big Man Boy by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019
Big man
"Big man" is what you call someone in an insincere or joking manner, and it can apply to literally anyone. Your friends, known nuisances, and even complete strangers.
Man 1: "Hey big man, big man! Can a brotha borrow a couple bucks?"
Man 2: "I've literally never seen you in my life."
OR
Man 1: "Thanks for setting everything straight dude."
Man 2: "Nah, no worries big man!"
Man 2: "I've literally never seen you in my life."
OR
Man 1: "Thanks for setting everything straight dude."
Man 2: "Nah, no worries big man!"
Big man by Biggest of men February 20, 2022
Bird-Man [the game]
A game that involves making a face resembling that of a bird (or "Batman-ish").
Rules:
1) Whoever looks you in the eye(s) while making the 'Bird-Man' face must IMMEDIATELY lay down, regardless of their current situation and/or surroundings.
2) The only way to DEFEND against the 'Bird-Man' is to (if you suspect someone attempting to nail you out of your peripherals) hold up HALF the 'Bird-Man' face with only ONE hand on your face, deeming you immune, and are allowed to look them in the eyes without having to lay down.
3) If the person that looks at the 'Bird-Man' giver is already laying down, for whatever reason, must stand up and then they are allowed to lay back down.
4) Reflections/photographs (mirrors, windows, internet pictures, etc.) are allowed in all circumstances... Lay down!
5) If two people look at each other with the 'Bird-Man' neither have to lay down.
The "Bird-Man" face is explained as follows...
With each hand touch your pointer fingers with your thumbs, (creating two "OKAY" signs). Hold those upside-down on your face, with the O's over your eyes (like goggles)... Note: The defense would be only one hand over one eye.
Rules:
1) Whoever looks you in the eye(s) while making the 'Bird-Man' face must IMMEDIATELY lay down, regardless of their current situation and/or surroundings.
2) The only way to DEFEND against the 'Bird-Man' is to (if you suspect someone attempting to nail you out of your peripherals) hold up HALF the 'Bird-Man' face with only ONE hand on your face, deeming you immune, and are allowed to look them in the eyes without having to lay down.
3) If the person that looks at the 'Bird-Man' giver is already laying down, for whatever reason, must stand up and then they are allowed to lay back down.
4) Reflections/photographs (mirrors, windows, internet pictures, etc.) are allowed in all circumstances... Lay down!
5) If two people look at each other with the 'Bird-Man' neither have to lay down.
The "Bird-Man" face is explained as follows...
With each hand touch your pointer fingers with your thumbs, (creating two "OKAY" signs). Hold those upside-down on your face, with the O's over your eyes (like goggles)... Note: The defense would be only one hand over one eye.
"Gotcha wif da bird-man! ...yea, take a nap bitch!"
"ahh, dammit"
...Bird-Man the game strikes again
"ahh, dammit"
...Bird-Man the game strikes again
Bird-Man [the game] by Schistose February 4, 2009