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3.
a big massive turd
oh my gosh i did a mampi last night
by mampi March 11, 2009
 
1.
A very large woman.
Usually not a good looker
No way am I going out with Sharon she too mampi for me.
by Jon Mac January 15, 2004
 
2.
A person who is over weight.
Why did you sprat what big old mampi butters?!
by fREd April 29, 2004