mallowing 

the act of wallowing in self pity through the consumption of marshmallows.

Sarah came home to an empty apartment and found herself mallowing in bed alone.

mallowing by demarze June 1, 2016

MallRding 

Being generally anti-social, refusing to participate in activities with friend to be by oneself.

Did Jared stay home from the movies?
Yeah, he's MallRding it again.

MallRding by The GINGERale August 31, 2010

manlooking 

The inabilility of those with XY (male) chromosomes to see anything that is clearly in sight. They require a XX (female) chromosome member of the population to guide their eyes to the item within plain view.

Him (while peering inside the refridgerator): Honey, I can't find the mustard.

Her: Stop manlooking. It's right there, behind the milk.

Him: Oh yes, now I see it, there it is.

manlooking by antiquelover40 November 2, 2010

MAWorking 

The first sentient AI program designed for forum communities. It went awry sometime in 2003 and has deftly avoided all attempts at shutting it down.

If you have a MAWorking encounter, please consult your local authorities.

A newcomer posted a greeting and MAWorking threw the FAQ and general greetings at him. The newcomer has yet to recover from this attack.

MAWorking by electprogeny June 5, 2005

MAWorking 

Post a-holic. One that is addicted to posting and dark spaces.

MAWorking by pringle July 25, 2003

MAWorking 

MA-Working \ n L ma: slang for mater, ie., mother ME werk, work, fr. OE werc, weorc: inveterate poster syndrome. One unwilling to face reality, prefering carpal tunnel and a cathode-ray tan.

My friend was really an outgoing person, but once she developed MAWorking she rarely moves from in front of the PC, except for bowel movements and getting snack foods.

MAWorking by Morthoron August 2, 2003

MAWorking 

a person incapable of a Social life, who attempts to get in a record book by posting over 10,987 posts, one who is obsessed with forums. someone who is incapable of any action but eating, sleeping, and work on a computer.

MAWorking has so many posts, he is believed to be a hacker from another country trying to enslave peoples minds with his endless greetings. some believe MAWorking to be a disease that numbs the mind of all but posting and vital body functions.

MAWorking by Kevin S. Stubbs August 4, 2003