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Mackem Mammaries 

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There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷
Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries
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A variation on the word mammaries, so it can be applied to males with breasts.

"Whoaahh, check out Johnny Vegas' manaries, they're f*cking huge!"
Manaries by ThisIsMySeriousFace January 9, 2008
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manmaries 

Larger than average male breasts. Also known as man boobs or man tits. Origin: mammaries (female breasts)
That guy's manmaries are so big, I think he'd need a C-cup if he wore a bra!
manmaries by Anne December 10, 2003

Spiffing Mammaries 

Louis: WOAH! look at those nice fun bags
Harry: SPIFFING MAMMARIES!
Spiffing Mammaries by Niall Horan February 16, 2012

Yanks for the Mammaries 

Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.
Meanwhile at a big spring break party...

Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!

Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.

Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".
Yanks for the Mammaries by GFeet January 13, 2010

Mallorie 

A beautiful Hippie chick, one often strong willed and capable, with a heart of determination, care for others and the propensity of true love. generally thinking of others first and the admiration of truth mixed with the fervor of life treasures, a socialite with Great abilities that don't go to waste and used for the upbringing of others and self. A Vivacious person that works best in carefree spirited nature environments.
y0 man-dude! check out that zookeeper thats feeding the Lions and Lioness, she such a mallorie! she let me feed them!

Yo Lady Dude, that girl that just walked into the party, i heard she is such a mallorie, she spent the last couple of days making food for this party and helped the host plan it.
Mallorie by Shinzou22 January 28, 2013