Male Hormose Syndrom 

A malady generally affecting males in which they blame being overly emotional on being a super hero. The cause for this dilusion generally arises from an inferiority complex to those closest to them. Another, but less frequest cause, is when a person with an angry temperment attempts to feel happy. The happiness is such a foreign feeling that the subject goes on an emotional rollercoaster and blames the new emotions on being a super hero.

Dart: I'm happy today . . . Now I'm really mad . . . why is everyone trying to make me unhappy . . . Life is AWESOME . . . I'm going to cut myself . . . Life is like a golden meadow in the morning . . . crying . . . I'm moody because I have Male Hormose Syndrom, something every superhero goes through once a decade.

Male Hormose Syndrom by coco March 7, 2008