mañanita 

1. An awfully lame and pathetic excuse spouted by a single-celled organism when caught red-handed violating a policy, regulation, or law that it was supposedly duty-bound to enforce and uphold

2. May also refer to a police official who acts all tough and scary and all that but actually has a soft spot for birthday parties where he is given dozens of roses and is serenaded like a blushing Mexican quinceanera

Major General Debrave did not violate any quarantine protocols when he had a birthday party with his underlings, that was just a mañanita you nincompoop. Also, he is a cop so he is above the law unlike the great unwashed like us who should toe the line and obey the police if they don't want to get arrested and shot. Full stop

mañanita by Debsdds May 13, 2020

manangilated 

1. A state or condition described as extremely fucked up.

2. A combination of the words mangled and annihilated with a twist.

Man 1: Did you see Jimmy try to make that jump over those twenty seven cars?
Man 2: Yea man, the crash was amazing but his bike is totally manangilated.

manangilated by Locker June 16, 2007

Tapanga Malanga 

A YouTube vlogger.

Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.

She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.

Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.

Did you see that new Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube? She bashes the ArKanes AGAIN. She is probably into one of them..

Tapanga Malanga by sexpotrocker69 October 25, 2010

Mangita 

A very small mango

Please pass the mangita.

Mangita by Denlax April 9, 2020

Tapanga Malanga 

Name of an internet blogger who will probably be famous some day. She has skits that don't seem like skits and she is friends with a bunch of random famous people, like The Arkanes.

Did you see that Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube?

Tapanga Malanga by lindsrae16babayyy March 1, 2010

malanga 

an exaggeratively large penis

damn tony has a malanga according to his girlfriend

malanga by daloudboca August 19, 2007

Milangitis 

Someone who is extremely off in the brain, they usually foam from there ears, and do very dumb things, if u a milangitis u are stupid, tru story

That idiot is a Milangitis, he tripped on flat ground!

Milangitis by scienceguy6943 November 9, 2017