Manopause 

A time when a man's chemical balance becomes shifted and he has a breakdown and/or becomes an asshole. Symptoms include- Irritability, mood swings, thoughts of suicide, depression, over sensitivity, paranoia, and feelings of helplessness.

When Mike turned 50, his manopause kicked in and he bought a Corvette and then drove it off a cliff.

Manopause by Woodbilly May 14, 2011

Mahopac High School 

The worst school ever. The whole Mahopac school system is shit, but Mahopac High School is the worst out of all five schools. This school is a vaper's paradise since the school doesn't do shit to stop them. The same goes for druggies. Everyone at this school is extremely fake, so if you're looking for real friends, leave Mahopac. The only decent people are the nerdy freshman boys. The teachers suck dick and don't give a shit about any of the students. There's even a teacher that has taught drunk before. Several times. Everyone says this school is awesome, but really it is a fucking dumpster fire. All the students hate it with a burning passion. Mahopac High School should burn in a hell of blazing wasps.

Mahopac High School makes me want to kill myself
My friends and I all failed out of Mahopac High School

Mahopac High School by Bitcharoux November 25, 2018

Manopause 

A sad period of time in a married man's life when he simply doesn't get any action from the wife and is essentially (paused). This usually (though not specifically) occurs in middle age. But depending on the situation can occur at any point in time if the man is not careful.

Sadly (assuming sad..) the married 'manopaused' man therefore has no choice but to seek alternative sources of extra marital fulfillment, if successful he becomes (un-paused) but is now in serious risk of extreme excitement resulting in vastly improved looks, healthier eating, great ideas, amazing productivity, and general 'teenage' like behavior after which then carries the risk of 'getting caught'. Assuming he even has the confidence to even dare to attempt this bold move in the first place the first section of this applies. If not then,

He simply accepts he is 'manopaused', and lives the life of a eunuch

"Ah man, look at that dude over there, he looks so pent up, he must be manopaused, I sure hope he went with option 1 :)"

"I saw a dude today in the supermarket, I could just tell by all those shopping bags he had been manopaused.. I saw option 2 written all over him"

Manopause by Bigabongo June 11, 2020

Makoa 

Literally the hawaiian but more alphaer version of "Chad"

dude that draven is a makoa turbo smurfings on the rift :P

Makoa by was it all in my head June 27, 2019

Makodamia 

A TikTok user who is very funny and down bad

“Makodamia” is a good TikTok user

Makodamia by Chubyyonko June 30, 2021

makodamia 

Makodamia. The word you use when something is being used to often or is entirely too repetitive. For instance a trend, or maybe a catchphrase.

Can you stop it with the simping? its so Makodamia.

makodamia by cumflavorednachos June 30, 2021

Manopause 

A mental condition typically found in men in their mid to late 50's brought on by the realization that old age is just around the corner. Symptoms include: frequent reminiscing about the “good ol’ days”, cranky judgmental attitude and a closed minded approach to anything new. Usually punctuated by the chronic need to play a lot golf and vote republican. The condition is difficult to cure and almost always progresses into oldtimers disease.

"Get off my lawn!" Mr. Wagner screamed at the kids playing next door. What happend to him? they asked each other, one kid whispered "my mom says he's got manopause"

Manopause by Paul Lowry April 16, 2006