makeout hobo 

holy crap yall dont know about the make out hobo! he is a guy who wanders the continental U.S. in his van. the way to greet him is with whiskey and a high five ( for guys) or makeouts(for girls). he is like the bhudda and david lee roth. or la fonz maybe.

i gave the makeout hobo some whiskey and my girlfriend. he liked both.

makeout hobo by scrambled eggs August 21, 2006