make a turd

Description of food that isn't great, but is ok...it'll "make a turd."

The tacos weren't too bad--they'll make a turd.

by Rat Scratch July 9, 2006

it will make a turd

something that you eat that does not take good, but it does not taste bad either. a very common way that military members describe the food served to them in the chow hall.

"What do you think of the stew that I made?"

"Ehh, not bad. It will make a turd."

by Porkchop705 August 10, 2005