A delicious drink made by pouring a miniature of Hennessy in a round glass bottle of martinelli's apple juice.
Guy #1: Simon, i heard you sniffed beev in the Garden of Eden last night. how did that happen?
Simon: listen, STUZ, i drank four BLACK MAIDS and next thing i knew i was seeing river's steak sandwich. that was THAT.
Guy #1 (aka STUZ): you hear obama is president?
simon: what is obama?
Simon: listen, STUZ, i drank four BLACK MAIDS and next thing i knew i was seeing river's steak sandwich. that was THAT.
Guy #1 (aka STUZ): you hear obama is president?
simon: what is obama?
by MACK 10 THE KNIFE November 10, 2008
by kiko man September 7, 2009
The lowest form of life on earth. These worthless moonfaced bitches cruise around issuing parking citations. They select this career as a means of getting back at a world of people with whom they could never have sex. They somehow manage to put even speed trap pigs to shame.
That dumpy meter maid sat in the parking lot all day-- like the waste of food she is-- issuing forty dollar citations for dumb bullshit. What a bitch!
by The Spartender March 17, 2008
Using vaginal muscles to crush a mans penis to extract information, or ever for pure torture. Some women have been known to counteract rape. These muscles can be strengthened by Kegal exercises, yoga, and various stretches.
She used Ursula's Maid to rob that Bank!
Female Bandits in the late 19th century would use this to bed a man, and then get him reveal important information, or as a form of robbery.
Some modern day women use this to excite their sex life, or protect themselves from rape.
Female Bandits in the late 19th century would use this to bed a man, and then get him reveal important information, or as a form of robbery.
Some modern day women use this to excite their sex life, or protect themselves from rape.
by Sierra the Vegan December 6, 2007
by BergSloe July 21, 2008
n. A girl or woman who exhibits douchey qualities; the female equivalent of a douche bag.
See also Ann Coulter.
See also Ann Coulter.
She came off as a total douche maid when she said she went to school in Boston instead of just saying Harvard.
by a Feminist June 19, 2009
"Damn a want to putt my golf ball into that hole" - Mattia
"Since when were you a minute maid!?"- Connor
"Since when were you a minute maid!?"- Connor
by O'Connor my G February 19, 2018