douche maid

n. A girl or woman who exhibits douchey qualities; the female equivalent of a douche bag.

See also Ann Coulter.

She came off as a total douche maid when she said she went to school in Boston instead of just saying Harvard.

douche maid by a Feminist June 19, 2009

Douchemando 

A stupid, mean or contemptible person. An asshole. The only person that laughs when a commercial about the genocide in Africa comes up.

Dood, in class today Albert thought it was hilarious that the kids in the video we were watching were starving. What a Douchemando.

Douchemando by Nate of Fate February 19, 2009

douchemail 

An email that is written in a particularly douchey tone.

I can't believe he ended his douchemail with, "Please let me know if I'm missing something."

douchemail by Urban LLC December 9, 2008

Douchemandzadeh 

To be so full of yourself that you don't allow anyone around you to run his/her game. To be such a douche that people can rightfully compare you to TJ Houshmandzadeh.

Terrell Owens is such a Douchemandzadeh.

Douchemandzadeh by Burnamen July 5, 2011