| 1. | Ford KA | ||
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A Vehicle made by the Ford Motor Corporation.
-Ultra low quality styling -Lowest grade assembling (even low quality chinese factories believed it was crap) -Has about as much appeal as Grandma Porn -Has a engine that would struggle to power a lawn mower -Does the quarter mile somewhere between tuesday and friday -Causes Instant embarrassment for the driver who should invest in a paper bag for their head. -Last of all you would be more safe juggling sticks of highly dangerous uranium rather than having an accident in one. (eg. Better chance of surviving a nuclear fallout) Character 1: Did you hear that James got a Ford KA?
Character 2: Its not funny to make jokes like that Character 1: I'm Serious! Character 2: What an absolute cock-bag... James is the lowest form of life and doesn't deserve to live, buying a ford Ka is like worshiping the devil, he is a danger to society and should be shot on sight... |
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| 2. | lawyer | ||
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A scum-sucking lowlife, and the lowest form of life on planet Earth next to child molesters. A greedy, dishonest, self-righteous piece-of-crap that convinces you to file a meaningless lawsuit for his own profit. They have a God-given talent for turning common sense truth into a pile of lies and confusion by misleading juries into believeing their nonsensical malarchy.
Lawyers are the reason there is so much lawsuit abuse. They are the reason manufacturers put common sense labels on easy to use hair dryers that say FOR HAIR DRY USE ONLY. DO NOT USE OR INSERT/IN AROUND WATER. DOING SO MAY RESULT IN INJURY OR DEATH. They are the reason you can spill hot coffee on yourself and sue the restaurant for $10 million. They are the reason a burgler can get hurt invading your home and sue you for his injuries. They are the reason you can get into a car accident after drinking and driving and sue the car manufacturer for your injuries. Ironically, many lawyers go on to become politicians. Lawyers and child molesters are the lowest form of life.
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| 3. | preppy | ||
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One of the lowest forms of life on earth.
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| 4. | Piece of whale shit son of a bitch | ||
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When your average insult just will not do the trick. This is the lowest form of life on planet earth. Basically a douchebag to the nth power. Lane Kiffin is a piece of whale shit son of a bitch!
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| 5. | police | ||
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The lowest form of life oh shit i just killed someone!
nah he was a police officer let me know when you kill a roach then i might give a fuck oh ok cool i'm a hero |
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| 6. | Bellmeadian | ||
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A trailer trash person who thinks they are going to be the next top rapper. From the town Bellmead 2 miles east of Waco, Texas *Joe Dirt mixed with eminem
*"Bellmeadians are the lowest form of life on earth." *Top insult: You are a bellmeadian. *If you are missing more than two teeth, you would fit right in Bellmead. |
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| 7. | guinea | ||
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a racial slur used on sicilian a race with curly hair ,facial features that closely resembale blacks , and can grow an afro on thiere chins ( the chin fro ), this racial slur is like callin a sicilian a nigger , its origan comes from the fact sicilians mined the gold out of new guinea. 1 you damn guinea you ruined the italian blood line .2 you guineas are the lowest form of life , 3 if sicilians were white we'd be called honkeys not guineas 4 you damn sicilians your a guinea , a wop and cause you got black in you your a nigger . damn guinea ruines the italian name
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