Magic water

used when a football player has an injury. The player goes down, acts like its the worst thing to happen to them ever and they're going to die, then the physio sprays some "magic water" on their leg or whatever, then they're instantly all better and able to play again.

did you see the game yesterday?

yeah, that injury was a joke. got tapped on the ankle, went down like he'd broken his leg or was guna die or something, got some magic water and was mystically healed.

Magic water by Natasha White May 17, 2007

magic water

A slang word for vodka because vokda looks like water but is magical

dude hit me up with some of that "magic water"

magic water by NEB man February 23, 2010

Magic Waters

The shittiest water park in Cherry Valley (near Rockford) Actually the shittiest waterpark in the world. Working there sucks more than attending.

Filled with Mexicans, all the time. Sometimes they are clothed, sometimes wearing swimsuits.

I just took a Magic Waters dump.

Magic Waters by Johnny Benjamin April 16, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016