Maffle

To confuse or mumble your words.

He's an Assassin of a wordsmith:) Maffle in solitude though:)

by Magilymaffle January 30, 2010

Maffle

A word to describe massive waffle. Needed when someone says so much shit your mind is blown

That explanation was nothing but maffle.

She had been talking for hours. How could one person spew so much maffle....

I was feeling as high as a giraffe until you dropped that maffle bomb. It destroyed the dam and the giraffe drowned in the maffle

by Richael May 14, 2012

maffled

to be completely trashed , broken beyond repair , total devastation

Dude! i am so maffled

by Biff Nigga April 4, 2010

Maffle

Scouse guys who save cum from multiple guys in a mayonnaise tub they got from the fried chicken shop. Leave it in there for a week and use as a spread on toast.

Hey mate why does you breath smell like cum.... calm down calm down I had me a maffle toastie

by Bizbone81 September 2, 2019