madoption 

Circumventing legal requirements and adopting a child from another country by using your fame and money to pressure/bribe the government into bending the rules for you.

Celebrity X pulled a madoption by donating money to a small third world country in exchange for an orphan.

madoption by alyson74 April 5, 2009

malörtion 

1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.

Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.

malörtion by picc285 April 14, 2019

Adoption

An "adoption" in chess is when one player beats another 10 in a row in the same time control, with no draws.

An adoption occurred on Chess Grandmaster Eric Hansen's twitch stream when he was challenged by Grandmaster Hikaru Nakamura and proceeded to lose ten games in a row to Hikaru.

Adoption by VictoryCondition March 5, 2019

Surprise Adoption 

Taking a kid that isn't yours; kidnapping.
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'Kidnapping' is such a strong word. I prefer to say 'Surprise Adoption'.

Surprise Adoption by Bexxe October 1, 2010

Dick's smoothie and adoption center 

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

Dick's smoothie and adoption center by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020

reverse Adoption

When a Chinese person adopts a white child. Contrary to the usual white adopting a chinese child.

Those children where from reverse adoption.

reverse Adoption by ni2k December 31, 2010

Moption 

Definition 1 : Options referring to the cleaning of a floor/ object that requires a mop

Definition 2 : Have two or more mops to clean a floor/ object with and deciding between them

Person 1 :Hey, could you please clean the floor

Person 2 : I dont know, what are my moptions?

Person 1 : Which mop are you going to use
Person 2 : I don't know, there are so many moptions!

Moption by The Mop Man June 15, 2010