macramed to the couch Share definition Flag verb. Extremely intoxicated or high to the point of non-movement. After smoking an ounce of weed, John was macramed to the couch for eight hours. macramed to the couch by Webster1988 September 23, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the macramed to the couch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
