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macho wank 

when a man uses a full length mirror to his advantage. the mirror gives the true scale of the manhood in proportion to the body and boosting your confidence and making you feel 'macho'! obviously while bashing one out at the same time...MACHO WANK!
Jon: hey marco, did you have a good night?

Marco: yeah mate, had a macho wank init!
macho wank by JonTRC+Marco September 8, 2005
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Macro Wanker

A male that jerks off incessantly. His masturbatory activities are on a level that is so large in scale and scope it’s well beyond your average male that gives it an occasional tug.
Dude you are such a macro wanker. Do you ever not watch porn and wank? Do you ever leave your room?

My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.

My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.
Macro Wanker by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020

Washing Machwank 

The process of masturbating whilst sat on an active washing machine using the vibrations of the device to enhance the pleasure of the activity
Henry: I need to put my delicates on for a spin

Mike: I wouldn't, Matt is in there having a washing machwank

Sam: No really, check out this live feed that I have set up

Wanker Mache 

This occurs when you get done masturbating and you try to wipe off the cum with toilette paper. The toilette paper rips and sticks to the side of your shaft. If you dont notice its there, it will harden and dry and form a hard covering over the shaft. Kind of like paper mache.
Dangit theres wanker mache on the side of my shaft from trying to wipe off the semen with tp.
Wanker Mache by hoover50 November 8, 2011

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026