MA 2412

MA 2412 is a hilarious Austrian TV-Show produced for the Austrian public national broadcast station ORF.
The show first aired in 1998 and was canceled in 2002. There are 34 Episodes.

storyline:
The (fictional) bureau of christmas decoration on the outskirts of Vienna is the main location of the show. The leading characters are Ingenieur Breitfuss (Roland Düringer), Herr Weber (Alfred Dorfer), Frau Knackal (Monika Weinzettl) and Herr Claus (Karl Ferdinand Kratzl). All leading actors are also well known Austrian cabaret artists, this fact is a great enrichment for the show.
Basically, the series is a humorous parody of the bureaucracy (red tape) in Austria. All kind of prejudices and stereotypes about government officials are portrayed exaggerated and sarcastically in a very funny way.

It's a pity that the show was cancelled after 34 episodes since it was one of the most inventive and humorous shows in Austrian television ...

some funny dialogs and quotes (German, in Austrian dialect):

MA 2412 - Das Amt für Weihnachtsdekoration am Rande der Stadt

Ing. Breitfuss: "Is der Herr Weber scho im Amt?"
Frau Knackal: "Nein, der hat angrufn dass er feststeckt."
Ing. Breitfuss: "Aso - in wem ?"
Frau Knackal: "Na im Stau nehm ich an."
Ing. Breitfuss: "Sie san abr auch schön naiv, hearns!"

Frau Knackal: "Jöössass!"

Frau Knackal: "Herr Weber, sie sind ein Genie!"
Herr Weber: "Das weiß ich ... und wissen Sie was ich noch weiß?"
Frau Knackal: "Nein."
Herr Weber: "Dass ich jetzt von Ihnen einen Kaffee bekomme!"
Frau Knackal: "Mit Milch und Zucka?"
Herr Weber: "Auch ... aber vor allem mit Lichtgeschwindigkeit!"

Frau Knackal: "Wo genau war Ihr persönlicher Rekord, Herr Weber?"
Herr Claus: "Nicht einmal eine Minute, ich hingegen ..."
Herr Weber: "Schnauze Herr Claus!"

MA 2412 by Faxe December 10, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

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slip of the tongue perhaps,
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A:*gah*
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A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
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Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

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"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

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