Ma'am-maw

A morbidly obese female, typical to the southern region of the United States, but indigenous anywhere processed food is in abundance. Ma'am-maws (pronounced mam-maw) tend to have many family members (future Ma'am-maws) as well as numerous animals all under one roof. Upon reaching a level of obesity where sex and age seem less pronounced, they will insist upon everyone calling them Ma'am-maw. They will almost always have a southern accent, despite the fact that they can be found all over the world. Ma'am-maws are quite partial to power chairs, sponge baths, children's beauty pageants, cats, daytime television, and of course almond roca.

I wanted some meatballs at the buffet, but some Ma'am-maw cleaned them all out!

by Scandanavian746 June 9, 2010

howdy ma'am

To have sexual intercourse with someone, if the other person is female.

I gotta go home and howdy ma'am the missus.

by LudwigVan December 8, 2003

Miss Ma'am

A sorry, pathetic loser that is quite feminine. Highlights include a toothpick support system, to balance out the weeble wobble, as well as a tendency to beat his family members. This character loves to pray. Has a tendency to break anything in its path; famous for a shaggy mop haircut.

Look at little Miss Ma'am push the mower! It's taller than him!

by Quifah January 4, 2006

yes ma'am pam

another way of saying "hell yeah" or "thats good"

Brandon: I got paid today.
Chris: Yes maam pam. Thats whats up.

by Bottom boots sister March 6, 2005

No ma'am Ms. Pam

"No ma'am Ms. Pam" means to not like, to dis-agree, to make fun of a person, place, thing or idea.

2 friends at the mall:

Friend 1: Look at that girl over there with that dull wig on her head. lol

Friend 2: Chil, that's a hot mess ! No ma'am Ms. Pam !

by remj_atl February 18, 2011

Just the FAX, Ma'am

What an officer or detective says to a distraught lady who is bringing him piles of assorted documents, when all he'd come for was a single facsimile-printer page that is significant to his investigation.

Retired P.I.: Years ago before the advent of the Internet and junk e-mails, I investigated countless instances of over-zealous companies' sending unrequested ads/newsletters to other businesses' printer/phone-combo machines, and so I was having to frequently say, "Just the FAX, Ma'am" when a distraught secretary would be almost-hysterically showing me all the voluminous sheafs of junk-mail that her office was receiving every day.

by QuacksO December 7, 2018

Macho Ma'am Tranny Savage

A term used to describe a male who has made the transition to a female without losing the distinct features of a man, (Penis,Facial Hair Deep Voice, etc.), It is used when this person get especially angry and is in a rage and ready to kill the nearest no good nigga.

Run bitch it's Macho Ma'am Tranny Savage and someone called them sir.

by ISONIGG January 17, 2019