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Permanently confused
by my_LidO_bAybEe July 15, 2003
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When someone is extremely uncomfortable, moves around alot in discomfort or plays with their hair in awkward situations.
Jesup: Melvin is so distraught, let's analyze his every movement.

Joe: Hes playing with the buttons on his jean jacket, a clear sign of distress, and hes also wearing jeans.

Jesup: now hes trying to make himself look comfortable but it's clear that he is distraught.
by theycallmejesup August 01, 2010
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