This is slang for masturbating, the short way of saying it. Also the less embarrassing way of saying masturbating when speaking around adults and strangers.
ex. I caught him m.bating two times!
ex. I really enjoy a m.bating in the afternoon.
A variant of the slang term "Omning it" popularised by the TV show invincible. Used in reference to when someone is masturbating and reaches such an intense point that they start heating up, hence them "baking" up. Usually followed by someone letting it crust in the intense heat, baking their semen.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'