Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

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My mind & Me ( I'm going to rewrite Selena Gomez song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

My mind & Me ( I'm going to rewrite Selena Gomez song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal. by Kmqq April 21, 2023

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I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her by QuacksO July 27, 2019

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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

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He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology

Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n by highkey spittin straight facts November 17, 2019

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M.E.R.M.E.D.S

its an acronym of the seven dimensions of religion.

M- Material
E- Experiential
R- Ritual
M- Mythic
E- Ethical
D- Doctrinal
S- Social

An examples of...M.E.R.M.E.D.S

Material- cross or the Bible
Experiential- communion
Ritual-mass
Mythic- Book of Genesis
Ethical- moral duties
Doctrinal- Ni cine Creed
Social- Mass

M.E.R.M.E.D.S by isabell3435 September 26, 2011

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I’m too raw call me sushi

This saying was brought to this app called bigo by rich.zaee so you have to give him his props.

You hoes late.. I’m too raw call me sushi

I’m too raw call me sushi by Bigobigo September 3, 2020

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