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1. Lygamörður
An awesome person that never fails to entertain.
Wow, Tanja is one hell of a lygamörður
2. Madison R
while doing a tall blonde girl, you look at the sunset and are suddenly reminded of a girl you know, then the girl randomly butt flosses it up. sometimes you might buy this girl presents to bring them the joy that they bring to ur everyday life but then they break up with you for no reason. she also might randomly cuss.
dude, i was doing this blonde chick last night, then she scared the crap out of me when she pulled a Madison R
3. r,u,k,y,c
For lazy persons who couldn't write 2, 3 letters, such as:

SHORT AND INCORRECT WORDS

One-letter words
Y - Why
R - Are
U - You
C - See
K - OK - Okay - Fine

Two-letter words
UR - You're - You Are
Ye - Yes, Yeah

Three-letter words
THX - Thanks

Words with(out) '
dont - Don't
cant - Can't
didnt - Didn't
couldnt - Couldn't
im - I'm
***Short and Incorrect***
Example I (short and incorrect)

User I: r u k?
User II: ye, y?
User I: i thought u r sck or somethin...
User II: na im nt thx

Example II (ALL letters are small and no ",")
User I: im ok u?
User II: ye i am
User I: k if ur nt tll me
User II: k sure
***Normal (long) and Correct***
Example I (long and correct)

User I: Are you ok?
User II: Yes, why?
User I: I thought you are sick or something...
User II: Nah, I'm not, thanks!

Example II (Letters are good and with ",")
User I: I'm ok, you?
User II: Yes, I am.
User I: Okay, if you're not, tell me.
User II: Ok, sure!


r,u,k,y,c = Are, You, Ok, Why, See
4. boonton
boonton may not be the richest nicest town ever but its ight..... it may not have big house's and fucking rich ass snobby ass kids but boonton kids would rip any of the m lakes kids in half....... lincoln park kids go to boonotn high school so both towns r the same..... m lakes has a good lax team thats it there football team got lucky........ so laker u guys r fucking awsome((((grecco))) so shut the fuck up all u lakers sept the boonton town ship ones some of them r kool
fuck u m lakes ur fucking gay
by lp Apr 4, 2005 add a video
5. mcfly
mcfly are probably the most annoyin bunch of money grabbing wannabes exept for son of dork.
if they play their own instruments why do they play the wrong chords on unplugged guitars and still sound the same at every 'performance'?
If they admit they're pop and have 'never implied they're rock' then why did they say in an interview 'are you ready for the most rock and roll day of ur life?'
why hav they all had their done like blink 182?
why are they trying to look all serious nd emo on their albums?
why did they desecrate a perfectly good song by an amazin band?
they hav about as much musical talent as a dying cat
Table of musical talent:

1. Alice cooper + all old rock nd metal
2.new rock
3.inanimate objects
4.R&B
5.stupid pop bands
6.dying cats
7.1000 ft of plankton
8.100 ft of crap
9. and then there's mcfly
6. Hows u
Hows u
Hows u is short for; “How are you?” -Or- “How are you doing?”
But it also depends in which sentence you use it.
Like for instance if u say; “hows ur studies doing?” Then it would mean; “How are ur studies doing?
So let’s say its more like when u put “u” or “ur” that changes the meaning of the word a bit.
-Hows u?
-I am doing fine ty and u?
-I am ok!
------------------------- ------------
-Hows ur gf/bf doing?
-He/She is doing just fine, ty and u?
-I’m doing ok.

7. Queer
Queer is used to describe someone thats kidish. Like a kidish person. Someone that is a teen: 13 14 15 16 17 18, or older that acts like a little kid. Iz sorta ok for a 13 yr old but, not a 20 or 18 or 19 yr. old, thats just plain creepy. And they would get called queer. Bcause the way they act or say stuff. Like scream I SCREAM 4 ICECREAM! or still plays with dolls.

Basicly, iz someone who acts like a lil kid thats not one. Or doesn't want 2 grow up. And/or believes everythin someone tells them.
----- ----- ------ ----- ---Examples ---- ----- -------- ---

Queer Teen: hello Mrs. Fairy(in wierd voice playing w/dolls) Why hello there Mrs. T-Rex.

Normal Teen: Umm... wat r u doing? I stopped playing dolls since i was 9!
Queer Teen: So Wat. Theres nuthin betta 2 do
---- ------ ----- ------ ----or------ -------- ------ ------Queer: Weeee. .... ..*pretending hez a jet plane in thier bakyard*
------- ------ -------- ----or-- ---- ------- ------- ------
Teen Boy: Hey, lets go play spin the bottle w/ the girls.

Queer Teen Boy: Spin the bottle???

Teen Boy: Uh, ya dont u kno how to play??

Queer Teen Boy: Um... u mean that 1 game were u spin a bottle.. and then who ever lands on u kiss?

Teen Boy:Ya

Queer Teen Boy: eeeeewwwww! I dont wana kiss a girl! Girls are gross!

Teen Boy: OMG, ur such a Queer!
----- ------- --------- ------or-- ------- --------- -------
Vice Versa w/ girls
---- -------- ------- ---- ----or----- --- ------ ----- ----
Queer: YaY!!! Care Bears is almost on! Care Bears is almost on! CaRe BeArS iZ aLmOsT oN!!! CARE BEARS IS ALMOST ON!!!!!!!!!

Kid: wat did u say???

Queer: didnt u hear me, care bears is almost ON!

Kid: YAY YAY YAY YAY!

Chorus w/ Queer & Kis: CARE BEARS IS ALMOST ON HULLOOLULIA HULALULIA CARE BEARS IZ ALMOST ON HULALULLIA!

*Instead of Care Bears Pimp My ride is on*

Queer: What???Waaa aaaa aaaaaaa aaaaa aaaaaaaa aaa...... ......!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! *po...
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