Asian guy: Wo hui shuo zhong wen. Dan shi wo bu xi huan ting "hip-hop". (I speak Chinese, but don't like hiphop).
M&M: Yo, stfu stupid fob. Ur a dizgracee to our racee shiet, Imma beat yo ass up. Oh shit, black dude, gotta run!
White girls: Hi, Chan.
Chan: Sorry, I only date other Chans. Not Channings. (runs)
“You don’t have a chance dude. She was in my class at the Defense Language Institute, she’s a freaking M & M and a half.”