1. (Verb) To give an misogynistic, borderline-hysterical political performance for the benefit of a legislative body and/or a well-connected sexual predator.

2. (Noun) A sniveling, closeted Republican hack from South Carolina.

1. "Jerry's speech at the town meeting sure was over-the-top -- what kind of a person argues AGAINST 18 U.S.C. § 2250 (Failure to register)? Someone there should tell him there's no point in Lindsey Graham Cracker-ing federal law!"

2. New cadets at the Citadel beware: often, older men claiming to offer "special mentorship" and invitations off campus to drink mint juleps are nothing more than Lindsey Graham Crackers lying in wait.

Lindsey Graham Cracker by Public Publius October 11, 2018

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Lindsey Graham Cracker

Senator Lindsey Graham’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.

That good ol’ Confederate white boy, Lindsey Graham Cracker, will have his ass voted straight out of the Senate at the next election.

Lindsey Graham Cracker by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018

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Lindsey Lohan Cocktail

Commonly ordered in Bars Nightclubs and lounges.
Made exactly like the drink called the Red Headed Slut but has a splash of Coke.

Can I order one Pabst a Red Headed Slut and a Lindsey Lohan cocktail.

Lindsey Lohan Cocktail by hunt buckner April 23, 2009

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coming up lindsey

when you get bit in the face by a cat

I just got bit in the face by a cat! Everything is coming up Lindsey....

coming up lindsey by _lindseystan September 28, 2019

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