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Gloater: I get to work in about 15 minutes. What about you?
Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.
Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?
Long Commuter: I'm not.
Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?
Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!
Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.
Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?
Long Commuter: I'm not.
Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?
Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!
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