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lutser by Batsdroog June 11, 2008
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an extremely sweet combination of 3 monomers: glucose, fructose, and goofysmileose, not a cell dumping
Look! This candy has lukose in it!
Lukose by bj the dj September 27, 2006

the lutsen effect 

A mind crunching evolution that takes place when on road trips to the north shore with nothing but men. Desperation soon sets in making women who traditionally look like dragons begin to tempt even the most picky of men. The lutsen effect combined with beer goggles is downright dangerous and should be made illegal in most states.
The four toothed overweight beast of a neighbor next door was "looking legit" as the lutsen effect set in on the third night of our stay at lutsen. It grew ever worse as beverage consumption increased.
the lutsen effect by Seversalz July 30, 2009

Lumosexual 

1: A person is sexualy attached to light fixtures,
Or proforms intercourse with light bulbs.

2: Popular among freshmen football boys named ben.
I heard ben was a lumosexual' man thats so biggay
Lumosexual by BenIsBigGay October 18, 2019
A luoser is someone who is a narcissist as well as a bit of a dropkick. He has a lot of demons and often grunts weirdly. He also refers to himself as "King Kevin" or "Mr. Sexy". He constantly says restarted things and can cause people to suffer from cringe. He believes he is the alpha male and tells off any statement that differs from his opinion. He is also obsessed with rats and girls from SGGs and Hornsby. He has a sweet tooth for ice cream but never eats it for meals. He is also a chikoko dweller. If you find yourself near a chikoko, watch out for him. He will scar you for life.
Ah rats! It's him again. He's such a luoser.

We are at chikoko. Watch out, a luoser could be around the corner.

Whatta luoser!
Luoser by BigFatOgre2 June 27, 2019

Letosexual 

A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Jared Leto and/or Shannon Leto (of 30 Seconds To Mars). You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Leto brothers, so you give up on guys.

Becoming Letosexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Leto are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.
Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend. honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Letosexual.
Letosexual by 30secondstoleto October 31, 2011