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Letosexual 

A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Jared Leto and/or Shannon Leto (of 30 Seconds To Mars). You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Leto brothers, so you give up on guys.

Becoming Letosexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Leto are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.
Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend. honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Letosexual.
Letosexual by 30secondstoleto October 31, 2011
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lexasexual 

im lexasexual because i saw the 100
lexasexual by gayforlexa January 4, 2021

Legosexual 

When someone is attracted to Lego’s and wants to date a Lego piece.
She literally just told me she’s legosexual , what a weirdo.
Legosexual by Jaiajs December 31, 2019

lithsexual 

lithsexual people who feel attraction towards people, but with no desire to have the feelings reciprocated or the desire to act on it.
"Im in love with my best friend"

"Why dont you ask them out?"

"I dont want to"

"Why?"

"Because im lithsexual"
lithsexual by Cookiehope November 22, 2014

Leosexual 

When you're only attracted to people under 25.
"You're getting divorced again?". "Yeah lad, i'm a leosexual, she's getting too old for me."
Leosexual by RAWWWBERRY December 5, 2022

Lumosexual 

1: A person is sexualy attached to light fixtures,
Or proforms intercourse with light bulbs.

2: Popular among freshmen football boys named ben.
I heard ben was a lumosexual' man thats so biggay
Lumosexual by BenIsBigGay October 18, 2019

Leosexual 

When a man is attracted to young hot women aged between 18 and 25
im leosexual because Im only attracted to young hot women between 18-25
Leosexual by Messias February 25, 2023