A luoser is someone who is a narcissist as well as a bit of a dropkick. He has a lot of demons and often grunts weirdly. He also refers to himself as "King Kevin" or "Mr. Sexy". He constantly says restarted things and can cause people to suffer from cringe. He believes he is the alpha male and tells off any statement that differs from his opinion. He is also obsessed with rats and girls from SGGs and Hornsby. He has a sweet tooth for ice cream but never eats it for meals. He is also a chikoko dweller. If you find yourself near a chikoko, watch out for him. He will scar you for life.
A person attracted to a sports fan or someone with a love for a sport or multiple sports. Ludo; originates from the Latin word for sport.
Me: How was your date last night?
Friend: It was OK, but it bothers me that he doesn't like sports.
Me: I can completely relatewith you there. I'm a big Ludosexual!