Adjective and Noun. Used to define a situation or person of incredible and ridiculous stubbornness. It is worth noting that the usage of 'luntz' is not a trifling matter, as the extent of stubbornness that it entails is beyond any previous possible estimates. It is effective in describing circumstances where one finds him/herself literally speechless at the stubbornness of a person or unnecessary complexity of a situation.
Guy 1: No, i'm telling you, i'm right. there is no way that you like baths more than i do... And also, golf is not a sport.
Guy 2: You're behaving like a real luntz.
Guy 2: You're behaving like a real luntz.
by CHummie July 27, 2007
A Luntz is a maneuver where a man (preferably someone superior in the VRWC) shits in the mouth of another man, and the now-shat-upon man spews forth the fecal matter in a spray that covers the viewing audience. While the shit is still in the mouth of the now-shat-upon man, some of the feces likely soaks into his brain, as it does into the brains of the viewing audience.
-I was watching FNC and I totally saw Hannity perform the "N-S-U man" portion of a Luntz. Good thing I ducked.
-Gross.
-Gross.
by Kibosh March 29, 2008
by Soup Lover May 9, 2009
An act of the political media often confused with sexual perversion. It involves laying the audience down and shocking them into silence using the technique known as "The Big Lie." While the audience's ears are filled with partisan pap, spread cling wrap over their mouths and collectively fill their waiting maw with your own special branded and focus-grouped shit. Afterwards, finish the sex act in their shit-filled mouths and leave the audience with the unpleasant choice of either 1) swallowing and regurgitating the neoconservative crap shoved at them or 2) avoiding political discourse because the practice as become so shocking, violent, and unpalatable. (Sometimes confused with "Hot Lunch.")
Frank Luntz was just on television and talked about "the death tax." He basically took a Hot Luntz in the mouths of 99.5% of the American public.
Source: Frank Luntz, The Asshole of American Discourse
Source: Frank Luntz, The Asshole of American Discourse
by BeAngryAtTheSun December 11, 2007