To make sexual advances in a creepy and inappropriate manner. Such as an old dude lurping on a teenager, or a married dude lurping on a woman that is not his wife.
Dude, David was totally lurping on Stacy last night! Not cool!
by jessakill September 02, 2013
The act of drinking lukewarm milk in an office setting.
I am going to drink this lukewarm milk at my desk. Lurp.
by breakfastclubber August 20, 2012
1. Noun: Oral sex.
2. Verb: To perform oral sex.

Synonyms: Fellatio, Head, Buffs.
As a noun: "This really hot girl wants to give me the lurps."
As a verb: "Are you gonna lurp me?"
by xw8 February 06, 2010
noun
A lurp exhibits the following characteristics:

1. One of extremely lanky stature, uncoordinated to the point of great annoyance.

2. Talks constantly in a state of dreary, droning monotone.

3. Extremely unathletic, unable to compensate for height, in sports such as basketball, football, volleyball, etc.

4. Hands like feet.

5. Inability to attract the opposite sex, despite constant efforts and confidence in him/herself, often due to creepiness, among other lurpy characteristics.

verb
Exhibiting any of the characteristics listed above in daily life
noun
"The lurp loomed large over the small, terrified children."

verb
"Jonny, pick up your feet and quit lurping around!"

by Professor Kenneth Highfield October 01, 2008
The lazyness and satisfaction encountered after consuming a large meal, usually carried out by being stuck on a couch and not able to get up.
Dude, I'm totally lurped. I can't do anything right now.
by Brannnnnndon March 13, 2008
1. lurp(ed) -verb: to steal(stole).

2. Lurper (or lurping-ass) -noun: one who steals, is nosy, carpet picks, or is paranoid.

3. Lurped Out -adj: being extreamly high on meth.
1. "I'ma lurp that car." "I lurped a grip of shit from Wal-Mart"

2. "I bet that lurpin' ass Scott stole the check book."

3. " Damn, dude I put so much shit in my arm, I'm lurped the fuck out."
by Ashley (A - Dub) December 14, 2007
Madi.
She is a lurp.
by Syarah October 22, 2012

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