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To make sexual advances in a creepy and inappropriate manner. Such as an old dude lurping on a teenager, or a married dude lurping on a woman that is not his wife.
Dude, David was totally lurping on Stacy last night! Not cool!
by jessakill September 02, 2013
long range recon patrol
by aaron a karpa August 28, 2003
She is a lurp.
by Syarah October 22, 2012
The lazyness and satisfaction encountered after consuming a large meal, usually carried out by being stuck on a couch and not able to get up.
Dude, I'm totally lurped. I can't do anything right now.
by Brannnnnndon March 13, 2008
1. lurp(ed) -verb: to steal(stole).

2. Lurper (or lurping-ass) -noun: one who steals, is nosy, carpet picks, or is paranoid.

3. Lurped Out -adj: being extreamly high on meth.
1. "I'ma lurp that car." "I lurped a grip of shit from Wal-Mart"

2. "I bet that lurpin' ass Scott stole the check book."

3. " Damn, dude I put so much shit in my arm, I'm lurped the fuck out."
by Ashley (A - Dub) December 14, 2007
(noun) A type of human female, most often seen in nightclubs and their environs wearing the standard black mini-dress or variants on that theme, in the company of the male of the variety, the douchebag (which see). Characterized by straightened hair, burnt umber spray-on tan, extreme cosmetic layering, abundant artificial fragrance, dangerously high heels, consumption of large quantities of alcohol, sexual promiscuity, and stereotyped behaviors e.g. screaming loudly, shouting her mating call "Ohmigod! I'm so drunk!", flocking with other lurps, trying to get into the pants of the nearest douchebag. Harmless but obnoxious.
Ex. 1:"Dude, this place is crawling with lurps! SCORE!"

Ex. 2:"Ohmigod, Snooki! I'm sooo wasted! WOOOOOOOO! That guy's hawt! I wanna piece a that!"
by Notta Lurp September 18, 2011
The very bottom part of the butt cheek that hangs out of a pair of short shorts, pertaining only to a woman / female.
Nice lurps. She continued to walk in front of me as I was focused on her lurps.
by TcRodeo August 26, 2009