The bubble made when farting in a body of water
I was in the pool and a lurp bellowed from below
by Makard October 09, 2007
A man who seeks to have sex with a girl and tries to make it happen using tired lines and creepy body language.
As in, "That guy is such a lurp, I saw him grab that girl's titty a second ago. Don't you dare go home with him."

Also usable as an adjective, as in "That was really lurpy of you to say that ole worn-out line."
by padi July 15, 2005
someone who looks through various social networking sites for pictures of people they know, usually a male looking for slutty pictures of recently met women
Your already looking at her Facebook pictures, u lurp!
by kawika aipohaku May 03, 2011
V. to steal against the will or knowledge of the victim. For example when someone steals your favorite power ranger doll and then denies it later because they are a terrible friend
Darrel straight up lurped Samantha's virginity while she was knocked out.
by David19 December 11, 2005
to be secretive. to go through anothers belongings. To act shady. to be spun on speed. The activites one does on speed. Something that is irregeular or un kosher
to lurp, to be a lurper, to be lurped, to be lurpie...
I need some more lurp!
You are such a lurper.
I've been lurped.
That girl is a little lurpie.
Lets go lurp around.
by nessica July 08, 2005
A blowjob.
"Dude, I got with Susan last night."
"Oh for real? Did you get that lurp?
by Lurp Shakurr February 04, 2009
Lurp as a verb describes the act of depositing a fluid or semi-fluid on to something in a less than controlled manner, so as to create a mess. The fluid in question is typically a sticky, slimy, gooey or messy substance frequently a bodily fluid.
At home example A: Taking Zoloft made it difficult for him to cum. He had to spank it so wildly to get off when he did finally cum he lurped all over the place, the head board, the pillows, her hair, her face and her tits.

At home example B: WOW… I must have been working your G-spot just right… when you came you lurped everywhere.

At work example: Hurry up, just lurp that bondo all over the damaged area before it cures. We’ll sand the excess off later.
by word jocky June 05, 2007

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