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someone (like f99molina) who quietly watches the soap opera of collegiate message forums unfolds to be kept up to date and on point with anyone and everyone.
"Keep your mouth shut before that lurker burns you"
by anti-lurker May 20, 2003
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A turd that refuses to be flushed, hangs out just barely visible below the escape hatch
Dude, I pinched this massive loaf, but after flushing 3 times, I still noticed a lurker.
by Link, Inc. February 18, 2015
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a lurker is what they call in england, basically a pimple.
Oi! I have a really big lurker on my chinny chin chin!
by jer_master_12 April 16, 2005
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A person that always seems to be there when you blaze even though he has never been informed of the blazing.
David Somberg is such a lurker
by Alan & Phil December 29, 2003
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One who commits the act of lurking: Looking at people's comments/blogs/bulletins/friends/ect. but ever talks to said person. These people often have no life and are on myspace as much as possible. Some are quite ugly and have absolutely no social life.
She was lurking my comments like all night. What a lurker!
by lurky mac lurky lurk November 26, 2008
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a loser in a forum that is always there but is too afraid to post
by f00 August 16, 2003
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A lurker is the female version of a creeper. Lurkers are girls that are weird, odd, or anti-social. They almost never like attention on themselves, and are usually creepily quiet. They can sometimes be stalkers.
'Look at that lurker...'
'Yeah, she's been around quiet a bit lately.'
by Cass H January 09, 2006
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