Lolcow 

(n) A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but are often “milked” for laughs with or without their knowledge

Teams like the browns, Oilers, redskins and grizzlies are some of the greatest lolcows in over the past decade in the world of sports

Lolcow by StringCool October 11, 2019

lolcow 

A lolcow is a person you get extensive laughs from, who doesn't know they are being made fun of. They can often think they are admired for what they are doing, but secretly are being laughed at constantly.

See that obese lady dancing on cam? She's such a lolcow.

lolcow by MrsKaylaKaulitz September 30, 2008

Lolcow Wrangler 

Someone who makes money taking advantage of lolcows.

My friend Krystal is a lolcow wrangler. She plays videos of lolcows on YT and then links her cash app.

Lolcow Wrangler by romhack64 January 23, 2023

lolcow 

A phenomena, usually observed on forums and/or imageboards. A person, most often someone who tries to look exceedingly knowledgeable in the topic discussed, is being flamed/trolled to the point where they can no longer present "sane" arguments that will "fit their level", but yet are too proud to just quit.

This produces a considerable amount of lolz and win, for which the said person can be "milked" until they finally give up. Or drop dead. Hence the name.

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lolcow by DreadSmile December 14, 2008

lulzcow 

Someone who gets offended easily on the internet, providing "epic lulz" to the people who annoy said lulzcow in the first place, fueling an endless cycle of lulz.

Winston: Hey, did you see that YouTube video of that 12 year old who screamed "I'M NOT A HOMO!"?

Hajji: Yeah dude, he's a total lulzcow. The commenters on his videos are getting exactly what they're aiming for - his rage recorded on the intarwebs, complete with fair use laws to let them download his video and "remix" it, which infuriates him more.

lulzcow by InstantWinston May 16, 2009

lulzcow 

An ass clown. Someone who provides many lulz from their own ridiculousness.

Bill: Did you go to that link I sent you the other day?

Ted: Yeah, that guy was a lulzcow.

lulzcow by kiwigum2 June 20, 2007

Lolcow.farm 

Female version of 4chan. Full of delulu radfems and bitter grown women

Rachel: Visited lolcow.farm!
Judith: Piss off, anon.

Lolcow.farm by arse-nal July 8, 2020