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Someone who gets offended easily on the internet, providing "epic lulz" to the people who annoy said lulzcow in the first place, fueling an endless cycle of lulz.
Winston: Hey, did you see that YouTube video of that 12 year old who screamed "I'M NOT A HOMO!"?

Hajji: Yeah dude, he's a total lulzcow. The commenters on his videos are getting exactly what they're aiming for - his rage recorded on the intarwebs, complete with fair use laws to let them download his video and "remix" it, which infuriates him more.
lulzcow by InstantWinston May 16, 2009
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An ass clown. Someone who provides many lulz from their own ridiculousness.
Bill: Did you go to that link I sent you the other day?

Ted: Yeah, that guy was a lulzcow.
lulzcow by kiwigum2 June 20, 2007
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LulzCore 

A genre of music that includes songs that are memes and or are used frequently on /b/.
Hide Yo' Kids, Hide Yo' Wife by Antoine Dodson,
Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley, and
Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday
are just a few of the songs within LulzCore.
LulzCore by VoodooWeegee December 9, 2011

Lulzcopter 

By far the fastest copter yet. Completely destroys the roflcopter in everyway. Has the ability to do battle rolls and contains mudflips. It also has two floppy disks. It has the ability to break the speed of waspeses. Surpassed only by the lulzjet.
Tim-"Oh shit it's the lulzjet!!!!"
Bob-"Hurry get to the lulzcopter!!!!!"
Lulzcopter by Lulzpilot May 27, 2009
Strictly means "lulz convention," but more generally can be used to refer to something extremely funny, hilarious, or ridiculous.
Man, that movie was a real lulzcon.
lulzcon by lollzer March 10, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026