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Someone who gets offended easily on the internet, providing "epic lulz" to the people who annoy said lulzcow in the first place, fueling an endless cycle of lulz.
Winston: Hey, did you see that YouTube video of that 12 year old who screamed "I'M NOT A HOMO!"?

Hajji: Yeah dude, he's a total lulzcow. The commenters on his videos are getting exactly what they're aiming for - his rage recorded on the intarwebs, complete with fair use laws to let them download his video and "remix" it, which infuriates him more.
lulzcow by InstantWinston May 16, 2009
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An ass clown. Someone who provides many lulz from their own ridiculousness.
Bill: Did you go to that link I sent you the other day?

Ted: Yeah, that guy was a lulzcow.
lulzcow by kiwigum2 June 20, 2007
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LulzCore 

A genre of music that includes songs that are memes and or are used frequently on /b/.
Hide Yo' Kids, Hide Yo' Wife by Antoine Dodson,
Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley, and
Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday
are just a few of the songs within LulzCore.
LulzCore by VoodooWeegee December 9, 2011

Lulzcopter 

By far the fastest copter yet. Completely destroys the roflcopter in everyway. Has the ability to do battle rolls and contains mudflips. It also has two floppy disks. It has the ability to break the speed of waspeses. Surpassed only by the lulzjet.
Tim-"Oh shit it's the lulzjet!!!!"
Bob-"Hurry get to the lulzcopter!!!!!"
Lulzcopter by Lulzpilot May 27, 2009
Strictly means "lulz convention," but more generally can be used to refer to something extremely funny, hilarious, or ridiculous.
Man, that movie was a real lulzcon.
lulzcon by lollzer March 10, 2008

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026