lowenstein 

A last name reflective of high class and sophistication. It is of German origins and the compulsive punctuality which comes along with it.

Lowenstein and Kenneth Biddleworth IV just threw another "happening" soiree.

lowenstein by cthulu66 February 5, 2010

Bogey Lowenstein 

When a penis is sneezed upon before felatio

Dude she had COVID so she wound up giving me a Bogey Lowenstein

Bogey Lowenstein by Logey Bowenstein February 18, 2025

Noah Levenstein

A fictional charactar from the American Pie Franchise, played by Eugene Levy.
Pretty much known as the best character ever created by mankind.

Mr Levenstein is always a dependable source for sexual advice.

He also wrote "The Bible", a book which teaches one to be an expert in sexual events.

Guy #1: Dude, there is a god, i have so much game lately.
Guy #2: Maybe it's Noah Levenstein watching over you.
Guy #1: Ye you're right, after all, he did write The Bible.

Noah Levenstein by Wasbeert December 7, 2009

Lavenstein

A sur-name most commonly affiliated with one with fantastic looks and somewhat questionable social skills. The latter is most commonly erased by the prior.

A Lavenstein is typically affluent, well-liked, and has an incredible body, but often puts his or her foot in his or her mouth. Also completely excusable by his or her charm and assets.

That chick was such a Lavenstein, I know she insulted me like 15 times, but I couldn't be mad while I was staring at that rack!

Lavenstein by MissV August 2, 2008

Loserstein 

When loser just doesn't make the cut. Say "loser" the superior way.

There are some occasions when saying loser just doesn't feel right. For example:

Evan: "Makes L figure with left hand"
Karl: Ughh... you dumbass loserstein.

Loserstein by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005

bogey loenstein 

A form of anal retention that involves expensive cigars and copious amounts of scotch.

I pulled a Bogey Loenstein last night, and while scotch is delicious, it's not a very good lubricant. My ass smells like Cuban tobacco.

bogey loenstein by wahee! November 5, 2015

lilenstein 

one who believes themself to be smart as enstein yet their brain is actually very tiny

person one: hey that person thinks their smart but they keep saying dumb stuff.

person 2: ya must be a lilenstein.

lilenstein by miz C. February 10, 2010