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Laurening 

To post absurdly large numbers of photos of seemingly quite mundane events. That is, to digitally chronicle every second of an evening.
Named after a certain person, to whom all this carnage can be attributed.
Originally from the french, Laurener - i photo without need
and before that the greek, Λαυ + ρεν (needless + record).

Past participle: Lauren'd
Neeraj: oh god my facebook minifeed is full of bloody photo albums and i just got tagged in 79 photos
Dom: YOU GOT LAUREN'D!!!
Neeraj: I am SICK of all this mothafuckin Laurening on this mothafuckin internet!
Laurening by BWATMAN May 16, 2010
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Lorening 

A very extreme way of describing attention seeking so despret they may spread a rumor about themselves or do weird thing to attract people's attention And be melodramatic on things or just make things up
"Jane said she was attacked by a tramp"

"O she'l just be Lorening"
Lorening by MehMeeppeepmeh October 31, 2011

lewdening 

The act of a person (mostly lolis) going beyond the normal level of lewd; for example the transition from ecchi to hentai.
Girl: Big brother in your absence I begun to unlock the full potential of my loli powers.

Boy: Excellent you have just experienced a 'lewdening'. with every loli you destroy your lewdness shall grow. Come we must go somewhere to continue your training. We must make you lewder

Girl: I love you big brother.

Boy: As I you!

*Police sirens*
lewdening by tfwntai August 15, 2017
To believably look as if you are working hard the instant someone of authority is close by, and to return to lazy as soon as they leave again.
Girl : "As soon as she saw the boss she just pretended someone had just radioed her to do something"

Boy : "She'd totally be fired if she wasn't so good at louieing!"
Louieing by SpenceLou November 12, 2010

louding on 

Speaking in a deliberately carrying voice in a public place about something you think will make you appear to be really cool if you are overheard.
On the Tube this afternoon, a pair of Essex blowup dolls were louding on about how painful it was to have their labia pierced.
louding on by REMwoman December 24, 2007

Londoning 

The act of shanking/stabbing someone in northern the United Kingdom
Person 1: Ahoy bruv, would you like to go londoning?
Person 2: Sorry chap, but my londoning days are long over, I see it as a rather bit cringe mate
Londoning by Mozzarella Pizza March 25, 2022

Laurening 

To vomit all over the place, barely getting any vomit in the toilet or waste basket.
Hey Rev, don't get them too drunk. We don't need ten girls laurening all over the place.
Laurening by Dode March 14, 2009