Definitions by Dode

Morning Cup of Tea 

The first urination of the day.

Guy: Good morning sweetie.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.

Morning Cup of Tea by Dode May 25, 2009

Christmas Geese 

The most exclusive secret society at the University of Missouri.

Rando 1: Who are those guys.
Rando 2: They must be the Christmas Geese.

Christmas Geese by Dode April 4, 2009

Anti-Porn 

A tv show or movie that is of the same quality of a porn that shows little or no nudity.

Sister: watching tv
Brother: what are you watching
Sister: Graduation Week, it's about 5 different couples
Brother: This movie is such Anti-Porn

Anti-Porn by Dode April 3, 2009

Laurening 

To vomit all over the place, barely getting any vomit in the toilet or waste basket.

Hey Rev, don't get them too drunk. We don't need ten girls laurening all over the place.

Laurening by Dode March 14, 2009

Lego Brick 

A beer pong formation that is 2 cups wide and 3 cups long.

Dude: What rack do you want?
Bro: We'll take a lego brick.

Lego Brick by Dode February 10, 2009

Skank Tag 

A tattoo on the lower back of a woman.

Look at that chick's skank tag.

Skank Tag by DODE March 4, 2008