Dode's definitions

Morning Cup of Tea

The first urination of the day.

Guy: Good morning sweetie.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.

by Dode May 25, 2009

Skank Tag

A tattoo on the lower back of a woman.

Look at that chick's skank tag.

by DODE March 4, 2008

Lego Brick

A beer pong formation that is 2 cups wide and 3 cups long.

Dude: What rack do you want?
Bro: We'll take a lego brick.

by Dode February 10, 2009

Laurening

To vomit all over the place, barely getting any vomit in the toilet or waste basket.

Hey Rev, don't get them too drunk. We don't need ten girls laurening all over the place.

by Dode March 14, 2009

Anti-Porn

A tv show or movie that is of the same quality of a porn that shows little or no nudity.

Sister: watching tv
Brother: what are you watching
Sister: Graduation Week, it's about 5 different couples
Brother: This movie is such Anti-Porn

by Dode April 3, 2009

Christmas Geese

The most exclusive secret society at the University of Missouri.

Rando 1: Who are those guys.
Rando 2: They must be the Christmas Geese.

by Dode April 4, 2009