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Any person, thing, or situation which is sketchy, shady, or undesirable.
"That guy just tried to buy me a drink with the come-on line, 'perhaps this will wet your whistle' - how louche can you get!?"
louche by Willy. February 8, 2007

Louchebag 

Louchebag 1. A person new to the world of absinthe and to liquor itself. One who's own perception is clouded by the marketing falsehoods perpetrated by the Evil Czech Empire, HighTimes, Maxim and a myriad of other low brow publications 2. A pathetic alcoholic that is clouded by a jealousy of those in-the-know. An outsider that mistakenly believes itself to be of any consequence to an elite absinthe-related organization, circle, or social clique.

Frankie: Mr. Brews is an expert on the subject of absinthe.

Off. Jokey B.: Get your lips off Neddy's dick and stop being such a louchebag!
Louchebag by Louis Begger December 28, 2005
Louchelle means bright, optimistic, joyful, beautiful, radiant and brave. Louchelle is one of a kind, once you'll have a louchelle, never let her go or else you'll regret letting her slip away from your grip.

A truly brave woman, snaps whenever her friends are abused and being picked at. Would resort to violence if needed.

It is a bad decision to anger a louchelle, it is like making a machine of destruction work.
You are the louchelle of my life.”

LouchedLiver

Don't be such a LuochedLiver, man. Get away from that computer and just go to the bar to pick up chicks. Jeez!
LouchedLiver by Grand Poobah June 11, 2006

douche-a-louche  

1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.
What a douche-a-louche ! This guy I’m seeing texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!
To make an anise based drink opalescent, or cloudy, by adding water.
Logan Fils louched to a mustard turd brown when mixed with a 1:4 water ratio.
louche by Jack Batemaster January 10, 2006