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Evan Longoria 

A very fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays.
I better remember to bring my sexy panties to the game so I can throw them at Evan Longoria.
Evan Longoria by KimberFL April 25, 2009

eva longoria 

An actress best known for playing Gabrielle Solis on Desperate Housewives. I don't care what anyone says, she's gorgeous!
Eva Longoria is #1 in my opinion. Also, she supports the San Antonio Spurs

eva longoria 

the only thing that makes Desperate Housewives worth watching
Person 1: Wanna watch Desperate Housewives?
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: Who cares, Eva Longoria is in it!
Person 2: Turn it on!
eva longoria by fdsgsdfgdsfgfds September 12, 2008

Evan Longoria 

Evan Longoria=.294 BA, 22 HR, 104 RBI
Evan Longoria by Alessio #24 December 8, 2010

Eva Longoria 

The most talented and beautiful actress in the world. Eva has such a youthful glow she can play diverse roles ranging from a high school student in one movie to a club dancer fleeing the law in another film all the way to a housewife.
Dang, I wish I ran across Eva Longoria's path before Tony Parker did.
Eva Longoria by Piranha May 2, 2006

Eva Longoria 

Actress on "Desperate Housewives." She is absolutely gorgeous. Puts J.Lo to shame. Not even Eva Mendes can top her either. She is the #1 Hispanic beauty in Hollywood.
Who gives a shit about her acting. Just look at her!
Eva Longoria by KyLe March 24, 2005