When you get with a hot chic that you know you will never get the chance to ever get with again, You throw one in the pink and one in the stink with your index and pinky fingers. (Like the "Shocker")
by Aaron Schrum May 6, 2003
The update to Windows XP/2000.
Seems like a good version of windows, until you see the roadmap... Microsoft plan to launch a SP... shows how much faith they have in Windows.
The 2 main problems we meet with longhorn
1) Its gona get so many virus'... your fucked
2) you will need a new computer to run it, because todays 'mid-range' PCs arnt powerfull enough to run it.
Seems like a good version of windows, until you see the roadmap... Microsoft plan to launch a SP... shows how much faith they have in Windows.
The 2 main problems we meet with longhorn
1) Its gona get so many virus'... your fucked
2) you will need a new computer to run it, because todays 'mid-range' PCs arnt powerfull enough to run it.
by the1bigboy March 23, 2005
An ALPHA level release of Microsofts next major OS to hit the market around 2006. Dubbed unstable by total clownfucks who think just because it is available to download that it is an usable OS. Also sought after by total noobs who cannot grasp the simplistic fact that nobody is going to host it on http.
Longhorn, rifk!£!$ tbfh is so unstable MIGHT ASWELL USE WINDOWS98SE :P~~~
//(above)example of a complete clown.
//(above)example of a complete clown.
by stat December 17, 2003
The codename for Windows Vista. It featured a sidebar built into explorer.exe and was based on the Windows XP codebase up until Windows Longhorn Build 4093. From Windows Longhorn build 4008, explorer.exe had a severe memory leak and wasn't fully fixed until the development reset. The development was resetted in September 2004 and based on Windows Server 2003 SP1 codebase. The first Windows Longhorn build to feature the Windows Server 2003 SP1 codebase was Windows Longhorn Build 5048. It was slow and laggy. Windows Longhorn was a fucked up development project from Microsoft.
by ddoser July 12, 2012
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1.Truly and Honestly my favorite place in the world. I wait all year just so i can go back to CLH. Whatever branch and whatever term, it is a wonderful experience that I wouldn't give up for the world.
Though it's been said... It really is 2. heaven on earth.
3. Attawaytogo CLH, and dear god we love you.
Though it's been said... It really is 2. heaven on earth.
3. Attawaytogo CLH, and dear god we love you.
"When life gets me down, I just think about the next time I get to spend at camp longhorn."
"I wish I was out of school and back at CLH"
"I wish I was out of school and back at CLH"
by Bailey Burgundy March 22, 2009
Longhorn Lick, similar to Raider Rash is an STD that cause the genital area to burn and chaff. Longhorn Lick effects those who have a sexual experience with someone who attends the University of Texas.
Guy: Yo! That chick from the party last night gave me Longhorn Lick! My dick is on fire.
Friend: Nah bro, she goes to to Texas Tech. That’s definitely Raider Rash.
Friend: Nah bro, she goes to to Texas Tech. That’s definitely Raider Rash.
by TheRamFam November 6, 2019