loomgroup

A combination of people, who, if hanging out together, would create an awkward and hilarious group dynamic. This often happens when combining different social circles or worlds doesn't go as smoothly as one would hope.

So dude, last night after you left the party, the people left in the house were me, my mom, my ex-girlfriend, and that Yugoslavian kid who doesn't speak English. What a loomgroup!

loomgroup by Loomdude August 6, 2011

lolmg

an amalgamation of the highly demotic "lol" and "omg." pronounced "lol-my-god"

lolmg that was a great pun

lolmg by sif steal the word I invented September 4, 2005

Lolometer

The measuring device for the number of "lol" used in a convo. Measured in "lpc", "lol per convo", or can be measured by sentence, which would be "lps", or "lol per sentence".

Kirsten: LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.

Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!

Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.

Kirsten! LOL!

Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!

Lolometer by Vincent Floyd September 23, 2008

lolomgwtfbbq 

An internet phrase expressing total and complete cunfusion, dumbfoundedness, or pretty much any other emotion one would express over the internet.

Combines 4 famous 3 letter abreviations.
Laugh out loud, oh my god, what the fuck, barbeque.

Guy: So like E=MC2
Person: LOLOMGWTFBBQ

Guy: Thats what she said!!!
Person: LOLOMGWTFBBQ

lolomgwtfbbq by Jon Comulada June 11, 2007

lologasm 

Used by some in internet chat to signify that they are laughing so hard that they cannot breathe.

It is made of the words lol and orgasm fused together.

User A: Random funny shit
User B: LOL LOL LOL
User B: LOLOGASM!
USer C: I lologasmed too!

lologasm by Krackpipe March 28, 2005

Pull a Lolomon 

1) a huge failure
2) a mistake that will likely result in an FML story

Person 1: Man i was sitting on the subway asleep. i woke up just as the door was closing and ran for it. I got stuck and they had to stop the subway. FML

Person 2: Man, way to pull a lolomon

Pull a Lolomon by lolworm April 9, 2009

lolography 

the most 'lols' in a given area within a map.

Polk County's lolography shows they have a high amount of lol in their area.

lolography by LOLGUYS March 20, 2008