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The act of masturbating in the corner of a room while your friend is having sex in the same room.
I can't believe Steve was lojek'in while Chris was having sex in the same room.
lojek'in by SkiSauce January 11, 2014
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lojen loje lojek'in lojer Lojetson
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Lojen is a legend from lanka
lojen by Lanka legend January 23, 2019
Lojen is a legend, he is pro in everything.
He has BBC
Lojen is a legend
He is a legend from lanka
lojen by Lanka legend January 23, 2019
It is the opposite of the word loser. Making the person very popular and likable.
Wow man, you're a lojer!
lojer by Riouyver August 27, 2019

Lojetson 

The most handsome lad on twitter
Ay, lojetson is so fine I’d nut just by lookin at him
Lojetson by jetsuhhshhh May 23, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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