lohawk

n. A derogatory term used as an insult to describe the popular fauxhawk (fohawk) hairstyle. Etym. Likely someone who couldn't think up a good insult for another person's fake mohawk

he has a stupid-looking lohawk and probably lacks the testicular fortitude to shave the sides and thus create a mohawk

lohawk by Dude Law January 18, 2007

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lowhawk

A progressive coiff for one's nether-parts, where the testicular or labia regions are cropped short, leaving a taller tuft of hair along the midline (continuing anterior from the grundle). This hairstyle is modeled after the more popular mohawk. Note: This is not unlike a landing strip when used on women; the primary difference is the lowhawk has longer length.

My man is flying to town today, so I'm gonna surprise him with a lowhawk!

lowhawk by Dr Evil 518 September 13, 2010

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Lowhawk

When your dick has a long strip of hair on the top.

To see and example of the Lowhawk:

1. Shave all the hair on your dick, but a little strip on the top, parallel with your belly button, and then...

2. Look at your dick.

Lowhawk by thrilllll May 26, 2011

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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