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5. lohan
verb, lo·han, lo·han·ed, lo·han·ing

- Verb (used with object)
1) to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, especially secretly or by subterfuge
- Check out my new bling! I just lohaned this Rollie from my bestie.

- I loaned you my necklace, I didn't lohan it to you.
1. lohan
to consume large ammounts of alcohol and drugs, then make your self vomit. aka "pull the trigger"
i was so drunk last night that i pulled a lohan
2. lohan
synonomous for "melon"; unbelievably, preposterously large 556 DDD- sized tittays
That girl has large lohans....ALL right....
by blue Oct 7, 2004 add a video
3. Lohan
verb, to experiment with lesbian relationships during your 20s
"I'll admit I did some Lohanning when I was in college."
4. Lohan
Similar to a Nip Slip; Intentional slutiness;
Check out Paris Hilton's Lohan. What a slut.
by Horsehead Jan 30, 2005 add a video
6. Lohan
a word to describe something unfortunate happening at a certain time eg a car crash or drugs
Mike: "God i've just done a lohan and crashed my car."

or

Mark: "I just snorted crack. What a lohan move!"
7. Lohan
A Ginger haired actress doing a backward crab walk naked. Lohans only appear during the day. they must be summoned by a husband asking his wife to imagine "L*****y Lohan doing a crab walk naked." the wife must then agree (with no persuasion) and a lohan will apear.

For a better overview of a lohan scenario, see family guy.
(husband)-Honey... i want you to imagine L*****Y Lohan doing a backward crab...................... naked.

(wife)-Why honey?

(husband)- Just do this for me ok!?

(lohan, appears naked doing a crab walk)- Hi,,, i'm a Lohan.
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