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"Hey Tom, I've been waiting all day and Shela still didn't call"
"You waited all day? That's pretty loseristic."
loseristic by Epicstickman January 1, 2017

literotica 

a website dedicated to erotic literature, in which members of the community can write, publish, and read short stories of a sexual nature. This is the main part of the website, but there are also sections for purchasing sex toys and videos, live webcams, and a chat room.

Note that literotica is not genre of the work, only the name of the site. Stories written around explicit sexual themes are erotic literature or erotica.
I went on literotica the other day to read the next chapter in a story I've been following.
literotica by LadyGreensong July 25, 2014

literotica 

written porn that you can masturbate to. ok... ots obvious that you looked this word up just to find something to jack off to, so this is my best shot. ;)
This is my best shot at literotica

I was home alone and incredibly horny. All I wanted was to be fucked, and hard. I tightened and relaxed my pussy lips… longing for a big hard cock to fill me up but my boyfriend was out playing basketball with his friends and I couldn’t get my mind off of cock. I decided to do something that I hadn’t done for a while: masturbate the fuck out of my swollen clit. Oh god, I remember the days of getting all sexy and fucking myself into a trembling orgasm. I knew that nobody would be home for a while so I stripped down into my lacy thong and leather corset.

I found a wooden spoon in the kitchen and thought that I would do something that I had never done before. I was home alone and horny as fuck, so my pussy started to feel tight at just the thought of what I could do with the spoon. I layed down on my back in the middle of the living room’s soft white carpet and slowly slipped of my panties. My legs got Goosebumps as the soft lace kissed my skin. I grabbed the wooden spoon and slapped it into my right tit until it began to tingle. Fuck yeah! It felt so good. Then I slapped the spoon into my left titty. My nipples pulsed and were hard enough to see through my leather corset.

By now my pussy was wet. I spread my legs wide apart and then began tapping my clit with the spoon. My pussy juice was getting absorbed into the wood. I took the spoon and licked off all of the liquid that I could taste and went back for more. Harder, Harder, HARDER!! My body thrusted up and down, but I wasn’t ready to climax yet, this was going to be the best orgasm of my life.

I laid still and took a breath. I set the spoon down and brought my index finger to my fuck button to really get things started. Just then I heard breathing. I looked behind me and saw my boyfriend standing in awe watching my display. I was embarrassed and asked him how much he had seen. He replied, “Enough, and it seems to me that you were a very naughty girl while I was out.”

I smiled and looked down his sweaty muscular body and saw his beautiful, big, boner under his soft basketball shorts. He picked up the wooden spoon and said, “you know you are going to have to pay for this.” My pussy throbbed and my heart raced with excitement. All I was thinking was Fuck me, FUCK ME, RAM MY PUSSY! But I didn’t say anything. He took the wooden spoon and told me to get on all fours. So I did. He knelt down behind me and began spanking my ass with the spoon. He had never done this to me and my ass hole tingled. It had never been penetrated before and I was really hoping that he would. I breathed heavily and moaned with every smack. Then he started actually smacking the spoon on my ass hole. Fuck yeah! I wanted more, I was ready to come! I started bringing my finger to my clit but he slapped my clit before I got there and said, “not yet.”

He resumed slapping my asshole and I screamed, “more! Give it to me baby, fuck yeah, you know what I want! Go into my virgin asshole!” then he took the handle of the wooden spoon and twisted it lightly on my asshole. It tormented me and made me want more.

He put the spoon on the ground next to me and licked his index finger. Then he tickled my asshole and stroked it in soft quick circles. He said, “mmmm, I like your ass, I’ve always wanted to fuck your ass, it’s so tight and small. It’s never been touched before. I want to fuck it so hard. Can I fuck your tiny virgin hole?”

He leaned his face into my ass and started flicking the hole with his tongue. It felt so good. All I could think was OH FUCK ME NOW! Then he stood up and said, “I’m going to need some lube if I want to get into that tiny thing, but we don’t have any.”

I was really upset because I wanted to get ass fucked so hard and I couldn’t wait another night. He stopped fooling around with my ass and I was puzzled why he wouldn’t at least fuck my dripping, swollen pussy. Then I feel it. He started taking a long hot piss on my ass. FUCK YES! I screamed. I could feel the long hot piss run along my ass crack and reach my pussy. He quickly resumed position and pried my ass cheeks apart. Then he slid his thick, hard cock into my hole. Then he placed his 2 hands on my clit and pushed down and rubbed it hard while pounding my ass into a climax. I screamed, YES, YES! FUCK ME HARDER! OH GOD! I CAN’T TAKE IT! YES! OH…. OH… OH…! FUCK YEAH! Then he shot his cum into my ass and I fell down in exhaustion. I couldn’t even move for a few minutes because my pussy was pulsing so hard. Eventually I stood up and started to walk into the bathroom to take a shower, when I see all 4 of my boyfriend’s basketball buddies that were as hard as rocks and had seen the whole thing.

I was embarrassed but aroused and I looked at them and said, maybe next time, you guys can play too. Now I have a regular fuck schedule and every time is good.
literotica by girlishfigure August 1, 2007

limpristic 

1.(adj.) air-o-dynamic

2. (adj. misunderstood) a misunderstanding of the term "limp-wristed".
Lamar was able to fling his javelin the farthest during the Greek Games at the Homecoming Carnival due to his superior, limpristic throwing style.
limpristic by baba2dogs June 26, 2009

literotica 

Literotica is more that just written porn, it has more appeal that actual porn because instead of bad actors there are real characters with real stories and the sex is better because there is a non-unusual reason to it --Maybe when two old friends get together for a drink and end up falling in love and having great sex. Although you can find mother-son and MILF literotica because they give more story than just a MILF wanting a fuck.
literotica exert:

She looked good; her tits popping out of a shirt too small for her. Dinner went quick and he anticipated the night ahead...

...She smiled hungrily when she saw his massive, neglected 9" and he groaned in suppressed pleasure when she dropped to her knees and swallowed it whole.

Soon he was hard at 10" and pulled away her talented mouth, spinning her over so that he was on top. He smiled down at her & she smiled two; especially when he started moving down her body, delving his tongue into her sweet depths.

Soon he moved up because this girl was just too hot not to slam into. Her pussy was tight and her moans plus the arch of her back spurred him on to a rhythmic pace.

"FUCK YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I WANT! GIVE ME THAT FUCKING HARD COCK LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!" Her outburst surprised him but he enjoyed the dirty talk and picked up the pace. "YES, OH MY GOD THAT'S GOOD! FUCKING TAKE MY PUSSY! YES!" He came pretty quickly after she did, because her pussy clenched so hard as squirts of her juice squeezed out around his cock.
He fell down on top of her and she laughed, "Is that all? I thought we were going all night?"
He smiled and picked her up, shoved her against the wall face first, and drove into her pussy from behind, wondering if he'd get her ass later...
literotica by Bunny_ears October 11, 2010

Literotica 

Literotica is adult literature and texts made to turn people on. They are used to read and jerk off or masturbate. See porn
...my lips went to her neck, planting wet kisses, licks and sucks on her hot skin, leaving wet trails on her skin going down to her breasts. I kissed all around her nipples, till she moaned and spread her legs wide to play with herself, but I saw, and grasped her hand, shaking my head slowly…
Literotica by callinghome November 1, 2004