Lisa is a smart, friendly and athletic girl. She is always rooting for a team, whether its the New York Yankees or the Giants. Boys will stop to flirt with her in the halls. Dereks and Marks would fall for this girl. WARNING: Lisas can be cranky in the morning but really loyal after she's eaten her waffles. This girl is extremely beautiful; with her chocolate hair and dreamy brown eyes.
"Lisa did you watch the game?"

"Of course, Derek hit a homer and Teixiera made a nice play."
by bubblepopz June 03, 2009
Lisa is the greatest badass bitch you have ever laid eyes upon. She is very smart, although can be dumb af sometimes. For example, a Lisa might mistake an echo of a table with a refrigerator turning on (not her fault btw). Lisa is a great reader and will literally sit in her room for months at a time (not moving aka dead), reading. Her laugh sounds like a dying chicken, which is also sometimes a nickname for the infamous "Lisa". Lisa is always right. Don't forget that. Ever.
Person one: OMG DID YOU SEE LISA TODAY?!
Person two: OMG I DID! DID YOU SEE HOW SHE THOUGHT THAT A WALL WAS AN ENTRY TO SPACE?!
by milliliter716 December 08, 2015
ABSOLUTELY hilarious, a wonderful friend who can cheer you right up even though your about to abort your wives children by using a bat to her stomach, a Lisa will save the children from the abortion from a doom bat, shes a lovely women. You gotta luff her to death :D
Lisa stopped me from killing myself today. :3
by JesusChristItsTommy January 01, 2010
the sexiest woman alive who is gorgeous loves french fries a skinny little biatch who loves men!!!!!!!!
Yo tori did you see Lisa stutting her stuff last night

hellz yeaa shes my best friend
by Lisamybitch January 29, 2008
A person thats attracted to gavins.
Usually has more then 5 kids.

Shes highly attracted to cocks.

Shes easily, highly liked by many person and loves to socialise.

Shes also easily influenced by black cocks.

She has a big problem underwear.

Lisa is sexy. Shes deffinetly a slut and has many problem with people that dont like sex like she does.

She likes it rough with dildos hanging out.

She usually like to stay up late watching asian porn with her husband.

She likes getting tied up. Lisa prefers going out and dancing around poll then being home with her bastard kids.
"check out lisa's ass. Its attracted those pedos"
by HarrysaHarrysawingwang July 07, 2016
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