the sexiest woman alive who is gorgeous loves french fries a skinny little biatch who loves men!!!!!!!!
Yo tori did you see Lisa stutting her stuff last night

hellz yeaa shes my best friend
by Lisamybitch January 29, 2008
Lisa is a smart, friendly and athletic girl. She is always rooting for a team, whether its the New York Yankees or the Giants. Boys will stop to flirt with her in the halls. Dereks and Marks would fall for this girl. WARNING: Lisas can be cranky in the morning but really loyal after she's eaten her waffles. This girl is extremely beautiful; with her chocolate hair and dreamy brown eyes.
"Lisa did you watch the game?"

"Of course, Derek hit a homer and Teixiera made a nice play."
by bubblepopz June 03, 2009
A girl who is seriously delusional and is cursed with never having a real relationship at any point in her life. She has many issues and a terrible temper, completely submissive, borderlined mentally retarded and is a terrible cook. Unable to give a decent blowjob, so bad in fact that one can actually be turned off when receiving one. Has delusions of grandeur and self worth. Also may currently have a loveless marriage.
Why did you marry the play toy, Lisa? Don't marry toys!
by ortesk November 13, 2014
One of the prettiest girls ive ever seen. An english girl name Lisa
by English wannabe August 19, 2003
ABSOLUTELY hilarious, a wonderful friend who can cheer you right up even though your about to abort your wives children by using a bat to her stomach, a Lisa will save the children from the abortion from a doom bat, shes a lovely women. You gotta luff her to death :D
Lisa stopped me from killing myself today. :3
by JesusChristItsTommy January 01, 2010
Lisa is awesome altho she says im whipped so she does have downsides like she cant fuking admit shes sexy but who gives a damn hi lisa!!! YOU BETTER READ THe EXAMPLE I GAVE!!
In the words of the immortal hywel to the sexy goddess that is lisa "TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES BITCH"
by NOTWHOYOUTHINKIAMLISA September 13, 2011
Lisa is a female who has the body of a goddess. Men are drawn to her amazing looks and her awsome sense of humour. Out of all the females in the world its the Lisa's who rule.
Jason: your just like Lisa!

Kasey: omg thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me!
by DA its Lisa! August 17, 2009

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