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22.
An Unattractive woman who has an unusually hairy face.
Usually preticularly hairy on the chin and above the lip(tash).
Girl 1: I forgot to shave today how do i look?
Girl 2: Like Lisa!

Guy 1:Dude I seen this totally hot chick walking towards me the other day but she got closer an she was a total lisa!
Guy 2:Downer man.
by Carol OO June 18, 2008
 
23.
A very nice, loveable, and loyal person. Understanding and easy to talk to. Willing to go above and beyond for those she loves. Family will always come first. She enjoys meeting new people and hanging out with close friends and family. If she has given you her friendship never take it for granted because she'll take it as quick as she gave it. She is definitely one of a kind and you will never find another like her. She will quickly brighten your day with her presence.
by You are admired! December 02, 2013
 
24.
Lisa, The best girl on the earth , the most loving and caring person you will ever meet. i love you so much :D
think about you every day of my life you are the bestest girl ever. i love you babe the pig forever

xxxx love kermit the frog
by Kermit The Frogg April 13, 2009
 
25.
Lisa's date back to France, 1816. They were strong, beautifully round women with a love for astrology. Normally, they would be seen riding in horse drawn carriages, on their way to the local opera.

In today's world, you will find a Lisa driving a sports car, dying her hair as she flips you the finger. Full of sugar and spice, Lisa's are hot and fiery! If you find one, beware. They will chew you up and spit you out, but they'll do it with a smile.

Most Lisa's are beautiful, intelligent, and love a rainy night. Buy her a book or a denim jacket and she'll be yours forever.
Loves using phrases such as, "Hella good mo fo," and "Going GTl'in pimps, catch ya on Cali time!"
Lisa: Hey jackoff I'm going to the mall. I'll catch ya on Cali time.

Brad: Sounds hot chickachacka.

Lisa: Hell yeah mo fo!
by chickachacka April 25, 2010
 
26.
a Lisa is generally outgoing, bubbley, and confident. her friends will tell her to shut up many times in public because she says hi to almost every stranger she sees. she is beautiful but doesn't think so because of her low self-esteem. she will be intelligent and develops faster than everyone else. she is aggressive and will most likely whip your ass. you can deal with it. she is very sarcastic but when with her you will laugh your ass off. she is the social outcast in your school that loves putting on eyeliner, band and anime shirts, leggings, and cant stay out of hot topic. she isnt very emo, although if you hurt her, she will end up crying on and off for two hours talking to one friend that she always talks to, but then either gets over it, makes your life hell, or gets revenge. she is crazy and wild so dont give her an energy drink and skittles. she will start bouncing and shouting in russian. so just dont give her energy drinks. just dont
Lisa told the whole school about how i cheated on her and now no girl wants to date me. damn! im a dumbass.
by call me a fangirl August 23, 2014
 
27.
A really talented, smart girl who is the biggest perfectionist ever. She's always doing crafty things, and strives to be the best person she can be. She is the best friend you'll have, and she's great in bed.
Example 1.
Aidan: "What's that?"
Christina: "That's the blanket my friend made me."
Aidan: "Lisa?"
Christina: "Yeah, she's the best friend ever!"

Example 2.
Marcus: "I had the best sex last night!"
Stacey: "You totally slept with Lisa"
by teeheeimfunny August 24, 2011
 
28.
An absolutely amazing girl, beautiful beyond compare with a nickname she totally hates. The greatest taste in music and and a wonderful body, a presence so intoxicating it kills me. What she lacks in vocabulary she makes up for in capactiy to love unconditionally. She is perfect and I love her ridiculiously.
"Damn."
"Yeah brah, thats Lisa"
by drdog March 20, 2012