Another name for horse face or

long face
Damn that's a long face it must be a Lisa

Hey look at that horse face it must be a Lisa
by Damn bro November 23, 2013
Your alter ego...if you are drunk and you do something stupid, it was never actually was Lisa.
Chelsea: You were so drunk last night that you walked into my parents room, woke them up and literally fell on your ass.

Beth: Oh, that was Lisa, not me!!!!

Chelsea: And you were throwing M&M's on the floor claiming they were the devil.

Beth: Again, it was Lisa. She was in full effect last night!
by Beth Charpentier October 28, 2007
A woman who can't write an interesting sentence (if she writes one at all). Someone who attaches herself to anything that can write an interesting sentence (see: barely) and worships them. An idol-worshiper, satisfied with taking a mountain of refuse and constructing gods. Possibly the most unattractive human being alive, if it were not always for her other half. A jealous, old, sad, chaos-inventing, mentally unstable hag. Unable to operate socially unless pitied... and that's easy.
by frostingisfattening February 06, 2010
To do a "Lisa" is the physical act of summoning my aeons, e.g, to gain physical pleasure from a vibrating videogame controller. The term is of unknown origin but is believed to have come from somewhere in Southern England.
"Only I can summon my aeons!"

"Mindy was getting horny last night, so she totally pulled a Lisa!"

"Oh, gross, I saw my mom doing a Lisa last night with my new copy of Final Fantasy X!"
by SubjectSin February 26, 2009
Lisa is funny, smart, and artsy. She's a hopeless romantic and can be just a little clingy. She's the type of girl who doesn't attend that kickin' party, but comes over to help clean up after everyone leaves. Lisa is shy around new people, especially boys older than her, but is capable of getting along with any person, anytime. Lisa is the girl who WANTS a boy that will make her laugh and forget the world, but NEEDS a boy who can give her stability and undying love. She's into poetry and other forms of the written word, and loves to write, herself. Art is an escape for her, as she's prone to periods of depression, where she may consider suicide. She's modest, and doesn't like to be overly critical of others. A Lisa is sensitive, and she hates to be yelled at.
1: Hey, who's that pretty little wallflower over there reading?

2: Oh, that's Lisa.
by Josephine Goldfinch July 21, 2010
comonly used for; ugly, skanky, stupid, dumbass, can't control herself, no butt, unattractive, retarded, can't get any EVER, hated, bad grades, bad luck, bad friend, bad girl, self absorbed, conceited.
when i walk into the room, and i see a lisa i automaticly leave the room while gaging myself.
by blake jjjjj October 18, 2008
A slang term for someone who loves french fries.

Someone who is very bossy or loud. Usually have large amounts of pubic hair and perspiration problems.
1. I love these french fries so much. I can't get enough.
I must be a Lisa.

2. I liked that girl before it turned out she was a Lisa.
by annajolebob December 19, 2007

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