Hypocritical Bitch. WiLL stab you in the back, steal your boyfriends, lie, NoT a friend at all. Do not ever trust a Lisa...brings people down so low that they can fall into a huge deep depression. A Lisa shows no compassion whatsoever, and doesnt care about anyone but herself. Money-hungry whore. A Lisa is someone who doesnt know what love is, and never will know. Fake.
dude 1 - 'ey man? You get paid?
dude 2 - yeah, but I took this chick out...all she wanted was my money- man, she was such a Lisa.
dude 1 - aw man that sucks, watch out for them golddiggers.

girl 1- where's your boyfriend?
girl 2- oh he left me for a lisa.
by watchOUTitsME October 27, 2010
Your alter ego...if you are drunk and you do something stupid, it was never actually you....it was Lisa.
Chelsea: You were so drunk last night that you walked into my parents room, woke them up and literally fell on your ass.

Beth: Oh, that was Lisa, not me!!!!

Chelsea: And you were throwing M&M's on the floor claiming they were the devil.

Beth: Again, it was Lisa. She was in full effect last night!
by Beth Charpentier October 28, 2007
A woman who can't write an interesting sentence (if she writes one at all). Someone who attaches herself to anything that can write an interesting sentence (see: barely) and worships them. An idol-worshiper, satisfied with taking a mountain of refuse and constructing gods. Possibly the most unattractive human being alive, if it were not always for her other half. A jealous, old, sad, chaos-inventing, mentally unstable hag. Unable to operate socially unless pitied... and that's easy.
by frostingisfattening February 06, 2010
To do a "Lisa" is the physical act of summoning my aeons, e.g, to gain physical pleasure from a vibrating videogame controller. The term is of unknown origin but is believed to have come from somewhere in Southern England.
"Only I can summon my aeons!"

"Mindy was getting horny last night, so she totally pulled a Lisa!"

"Oh, gross, I saw my mom doing a Lisa last night with my new copy of Final Fantasy X!"
by SubjectSin February 26, 2009
Lisa is funny, smart, and artsy. She's a hopeless romantic and can be just a little clingy. She's the type of girl who doesn't attend that kickin' party, but comes over to help clean up after everyone leaves. Lisa is shy around new people, especially boys older than her, but is capable of getting along with any person, anytime. Lisa is the girl who WANTS a boy that will make her laugh and forget the world, but NEEDS a boy who can give her stability and undying love. She's into poetry and other forms of the written word, and loves to write, herself. Art is an escape for her, as she's prone to periods of depression, where she may consider suicide. She's modest, and doesn't like to be overly critical of others. A Lisa is sensitive, and she hates to be yelled at.
1: Hey, who's that pretty little wallflower over there reading?

2: Oh, that's Lisa.
by Josephine Goldfinch July 21, 2010
A very nice, loveable, and loyal person. Understanding and easy to talk to. Willing to go above and beyond for those she loves. Family will always come first. She enjoys meeting new people and hanging out with close friends and family. If she has given you her friendship never take it for granted because she'll take it as quick as she gave it. She is definitely one of a kind and you will never find another like her. She will quickly brighten your day with her presence.
by You are admired! December 02, 2013
comonly used for; ugly, skanky, stupid, dumbass, can't control herself, no butt, unattractive, retarded, can't get any EVER, hated, bad grades, bad luck, bad friend, bad girl, self absorbed, conceited.
when i walk into the room, and i see a lisa i automaticly leave the room while gaging myself.
by blake jjjjj October 18, 2008
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